my ass hurts

[The Snowman]

PSS: Steve: Nice excuse this morning......bike won't start??? Now I've heard them all.....

No shit. MY CBR started no problem, even with it's bogging problem. I think him vagina was a little sore form last night.

PSSS: That's the last time Degsy leads any ride I'm on..................ultimate hooligan!!!!

No shit, eh? 135 in a 50. Wonder what the write-up would've been for that ticket?

[naked-daytrader]

No shit, eh? 135 in a 50. Wonder what the write-up would've been for that ticket?

We were speeding??? I didn't even realize it. I was calling Degsy a hooligan from all his cute little wheelies...

[Kham]

Dennis, im gonna need your help translating this so Mark can understand.

it was a nice comedy ride.

stunting - i need rooms to pull long one. some times just don't have balls. can't just whack it up at low speed like the 1098 . Dennis, did you really try or were you just testing something else?

did any of us really know where we heading or were just looking for gas station?

[naked-daytrader]

Dennis, im gonna need your help translating this so Mark can understand.

it was a nice comedy ride.

stunting - i need rooms to pull long one. some times just don't have balls. can't just whack it up at low speed like the 1098 . Dennis, did you really try or were you just testing something else?

did any of us really know where we heading or were just looking for gas station?

well said kham....well said..

[Crash Dummy Denno]

well said kham....well said..

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Dennis, im gonna need your help translating this so Mark can understand.

it was a nice comedy ride.

stunting - i need rooms to pull long one. some times just don't have balls. can't just whack it up at low speed like the 1098 . Dennis, did you really try or were you just testing something else?

did any of us really know where we heading or were just looking for gas station?

ill try to translate....

it was a nice comedy ride= i had a lot of fun and laughed a great deal

stunting - i need rooms to pull long one. some times just don't have balls. = sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes i dont

can't just whack it up at low speed like the 1098 . = ducati pussy posers

Dennis, did you really try or were you just testing something else? = making fun of my little wheelies? (im not sure)

did any of us really know where we heading or were just looking for gas station? = Nope, just looking for gas

[stevecbr900rr]

Well I missed another NESR Moment...obviously...and yes it was my battery. It wouldn't hold a charge to save its miserable little life. Believe me I wasted a night of Drunkin Bliss and the Chicken Dance for this ride. I was looking forward to this day of Hoodlagizm. "Ya i just made that word up OK"! I even went to Bed early. It was the first time I got home before 12 in a while too. I felt like I was on punishment for peeking in on my Sister when she was getting changed.

I ended up shopping with Nicole for the day...I THOUGHT THE FUN WOULD NEVER END.

Sorry to hear you went down Red. It sounds like it was a Nasty Spill. Glad to hear your ok Bud. Nice your mesh held up too... gives me some faith in the ones I ride with.
Wow...you got to ride Bitch with the Smooth one...Dennis told me he likes to hit the brakes hard when he stops so he can get his victims to ride up his back...did he do that to you?..."Just one of his package checking tricks".

Someone better plan another one of these things before it gets to cold. I don't like when my Nipples get chaffed from my leathers. So lets get a plannin. I still have my Ticket to the Comedy Show Damn it!

Chuck, My Vagina only gets sore if Dennis hasn't cut his Nails in awhile.

[naked-daytrader]

I felt like I was on punishment for peeking in on my Sister when she was getting changed.

Thats hawt..

[DucDave]

Hey Red. ICE the heck outta that hip!

She can't bring herself to say ASS

[dhuze]

Man when I read the title of this thread I thought you were gonna say you were a sound sleeper.


Maybe Dennis could massage your ass for you

[bigred875]

Sorry to hear you went down Red. It sounds like it was a Nasty Spill. Glad to hear your ok Bud. Nice your mesh held up too... gives me some faith in the ones I ride with.

thanks man...and the rest of you guys with all the well wishes....

the bump on my ass is now back and the rest of me is pretty damn sore.....

steve, this is why I call all the "lowend gear" throwaway stuff. btw - I was wearing Joe rockets Razor(i think?) 2 piece textile, ballisti nylon i think, not mesh. I cant wear this stuff again but it certainly did it's job in this crash.

[Doc]

NOW put some HEAT on your ASS.


Ice the first 3 days. After that heat helps.

Lets see some pics (OF THE BIKE!)

[Crash Dummy Denno]

i got the pics - ill post 2 night

[The Snowman]

Lets see some pics (OF THE BIKE!)

It was pretty banged up. Front brake res snapped off, 1/4 fairing toast, instrument cluster hanging, ON/OFF switch BROKEN OFF, tail section in quite a few pieces (tail light hanging by wiring), bar end mirror gone, right side passenger peg snapped off, etc....

However, the frame slider and case "slider" (at least that's what it looked like) on the right side did their job, as no cases were split. And the bike slid for some time before coming to a rest.

[Jaynnus]

Ouch......

Glad to hear you are relatively ok Ryan.

[bump909]

damn, bigred.. that sucks. glad to hear it was only the bike that got banged up.

[Billy]

BigRed nice meeting you for the first time. Glad you didnt have any serious injuries. At least the accident happened towards the end of the season and not in the beginning.

The roads around the Bean were awesome. Never knew that area had such awesome roads.

[TheIglu]

Oh man, that sucks, season was winding down too. Heal up well man!

Just think, now you don't have to wash it anymore. Once I crashed mine, it only gets washed at Deal's Gap.

[Kham]

BigRed nice meeting you for the first time. Glad you didnt have any serious injuries. At least the accident happened towards the end of the season and not in the beginning.

The roads around the Bean were awesome. Never knew that area had such awesome roads.

those roads suck Billy except that one high speed curve.

we need to hit VT and North Adam.

[The Snowman]

those roads suck Billy except that one high speed curve.

we need to hit VT and North Adam.

Funny thing though, Kham, when I was running rt 12 in Scituate at 80-85, you were quite a ways back.

BTW, Mark, you never did catch that cock at Suzy-Qs. It was too smart for your ass.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

those roads suck Billy except that one high speed curve.

we need to hit VT and North Adam.

+1 on the roads not being great - we kinda were just wingin it once we lost the leader, but there are a lot better roads out there!!! it was fun though

so why do they call him big red anyway? i didnt feel anything on the ride

[bigred875]

wanna play a game i like to call just the tip?


ya, there are some decent roads there...not as nice as in north adams but they work whe you dont feel like riding 2 hours....to go riding...

there are a couple g14 classified ones right near the bean that have new pavement....

[Kham]

Funny thing though, Kham, when I was running rt 12 in Scituate at 80-85, you were quite a ways back.

BTW, Mark, you never did catch that cock at Suzy-Qs. It was too smart for your ass.

that's because you're crazy. who wants to follow you on the straight that fast. haha... you don't think i hold back do you? nah...

seriously chuck i got better tire than you and im not afraid to use it. haha...

seriously i was getting ready to drop back fast as soon as my radar comes on then i'll be doing a flyby watching the b lue light. haha...

[bigred875]

seriously?

[Kham]

seriously i did hold back.

i was actually looking for the tight tight stuff. :