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    sorry to hear about that Ryan. Rest up

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevecbr900rr View Post
    Well I missed another NESR Moment...obviously...and yes it was my battery. It wouldn't hold a charge to save its miserable little life. Believe me I wasted a night of Drunkin Bliss and the Chicken Dance for this ride. I was looking forward to this day of Hoodlagizm. "Ya i just made that word up OK"! I even went to Bed early. It was the first time I got home before 12 in a while too. I felt like I was on punishment for peeking in on my Sister when she was getting changed.

    I ended up shopping with Nicole for the day...I THOUGHT THE FUN WOULD NEVER END.

    Sorry to hear you went down Red. It sounds like it was a Nasty Spill. Glad to hear your ok Bud. Nice your mesh held up too... gives me some faith in the ones I ride with.
    Wow...you got to ride Bitch with the Smooth one...Dennis told me he likes to hit the brakes hard when he stops so he can get his victims to ride up his back...did he do that to you?..."Just one of his package checking tricks".

    Someone better plan another one of these things before it gets to cold. I don't like when my Nipples get chaffed from my leathers. So lets get a plannin. I still have my Ticket to the Comedy Show Damn it!

    Chuck, My Vagina only gets sore if Dennis hasn't cut his Nails in awhile.
    It took a little while, but eventually the "my ass hurts" thread turned gay. I was expecting it much sooner though.

    Glad you're ok Red sounds like that corner was a dirty little skank!

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    aw damn, bro sorry to hear that, Ry. Heal up soon & lets get you back on the saddle

    If there's anything I can do, lemme know bro

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    ok i must have said something stupid because Dennis and Mark is quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post
    ok i must have said something stupid because Dennis and Mark is quiet.
    not at all...you said you were waiting for the tight stuff....and we all known those two are far from tight

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxlova07 View Post
    not at all...you said you were waiting for the tight stuff....and we all known those two are far from tight
    zing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    zing?

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    Even Terry comes up with a good zinger now & then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97BladeRider View Post
    Even Terry comes up with a good zinger now & then.

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    If you guys know better roads, I need to see what you guys are talking about. Next time I'll try not to be hung over/sleep deprived.

    That was pretty funny when Mark was playing with the cock in the bushes.

    Kham/Ed - Sorry I couldnt stop and take a break with you guys on 109. I needed to be somewhere at 3:30pm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxlova07 View Post


    wait till those two figure out how to post the image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post


    wait till those two figure out how to post the image.
    it will be on like Donkey Kong

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    I'll apologize for the boring roads we hit heading out the the Bean. It was the only route I knew of to get out there. At least we hit minimal traffic and we made it there in one piece.

    I need to venture out in that area more to check out what else is out there.

    Most of what you'll find out there is pretty much what we had. Long distances, sweeping curves. No Blue Hills sort of stuff, but then again, who wants to shoot the same 6 turns over and over and over (and so on, and so on...). I can't believe that you guys don't get really bored of BH. Once through is enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97BladeRider View Post

    Most of what you'll find out there is pretty much what we had. Long distances, sweeping curves. No Blue Hills sort of stuff, but then again, who wants to shoot the same 6 turns over and over and over (and so on, and so on...). I can't believe that you guys don't get really bored of BH. Once through is enough for me.
    nonsense Chuck, it's all about hangout with Mark and Dennis after our belove leader was out and no assistant leader.

    BH - it's the same tight stuff they got at the track plus the cops and guardrail. hardcores can't be bore with tight stuff like that. no? : i llove high speed sweeper too.

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    and being squidly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post
    and being squidly...
    well, you've got that covered w/ your preemie wheelies.



    BTW, did you see me doing that while we were riding?

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    i was on my best behavior really.

    no i didn't see. you gotta do bigger one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post
    i was on my best behavior really.

    no i didn't see. you gotta do bigger one.
    next time, I'll paint a big yellow smiley on the back of my jacket and do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post
    i was on my best behavior really.

    no i didn't see. you gotta do bigger one.
    i love your engrish

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    It took a little while, but eventually the "my ass hurts" thread turned gay. I was expecting it much sooner though.

    Glad you're ok Red sounds like that corner was a dirty little skank!

    Jeff i knew you were waiting for someone to open it up so you could jump on the Band Wagon...Clad i could assist!




    Now back to our Regularly Scheduled Gay Programing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevecbr900rr View Post
    Jeff i knew you were waiting for someone to open it up so you could jump on the Band Wagon...Clad i could assist!




    Now back to our Regularly Scheduled Gay Programing...

    Oh Steve, you are the man the myth AND the legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Oh Steve, you are the man the myth AND the legend

    It isn't easy being the legend of my own Mind......Thanks I Love you too Big Guy...I mean you Dirty little Skank...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    i love your engrish
    i tried. so damn hard to learn.

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    When you remove the Cricket from Master Dennises hand you will be there my friend...

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    2 things i didnt expect from the ride - by Denno

    1: getting held tightly, yet gently by big red on a private 2-up ride
    2: within the same 20 mins seeing big red's big red bare ass

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