I guess I just suck

[dhuze]

So I was putting in my clutch on my Maurader tuesday after I found out the torque specs for the bolts. 7 ft-lbs on a bolt that breaks at 5 ft-lbs. great no I have to get the broken piece out and wait for new bolts.

Today I take my SV650S to Brockton Mass to look at some work in Macy's. I come out turn my bike around and cut my throttle cable in half. I guess I got between my steering head. I had to have someone come up from RI to pick me and my bike up. Now I have to wait for a new cable on that bike.

I am also waiting for some parts for the KZ750 I have been working on.

So now I have 3 bikes, good weather on the way for the weekend and I can't ride anything because they are all broken.


Oh well I still have fishing poles.

[bigred875]

you should kill yourself...


...then give me your bikes

no wait give them to me first

[mikem317]

Get another bike.

[akira700]

man, bad luck huh?
remember it comes in threes !

I like Mike's suggestion...
Just throw money at the situation
put the other bikes in the dumper.
-akira

[legalspeed]

Wait 'tll tomorrow to feed any bears.

[richw]

air freight the cable

get the screw out

all happy by tuesday

[Awesome]

go to the dealership and "look very closely" at the throttle setup of an SV in the corner.

[dhuze]

Originally posted by hessogood
go to the dealership and "look very closely" at the throttle setup of an SV in the corner.

The only problem with that is the SV they have is right in front of everything at the counter.

Not to worry my parts should be in by the end of NEXT week.

Maybe I will feed the bears. They must be hungry by now.

[Half Squid]

I cant ride and have a perfectly working bike. I guess I'll be drinking again this weekend... 240lbs here I come..
Oh I will be mountain bike shopping also! That way when my fucking hand heals I can loose all this god damn weight... This is the largest I have ever been, I feel like shit.

[dhuze]

Originally posted by Half Squid
I cant ride and have a perfectly working bike. I guess I'll be drinking again this weekend... 240lbs here I come..
Oh I will be mountain bike shopping also! That way when my fucking hand heals I can loose all this god damn weight... This is the largest I have ever been, I feel like shit.

perfect we can trade bikes for the weekend.

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by dhuze
perfect we can trade bikes for the weekend.

A trade wont do shit for me, I can't ride anything.. I cant bend my index or middle finger at all...

I thought I was going to be able to ride this weekend, but after a short ride last night I found thats the worst thing for it.

[dhuze]

Originally posted by Half Squid
A trade wont do shit for me, I can't ride anything.. I cant bend my index or middle finger at all...

I thought I was going to be able to ride this weekend, but after a short ride last night I found thats the worst thing for it.

see thats the beauty of it My bikes are broken and can't be ridden.

your bike works and can be ridden.

Stop me if I'm going to fast.

You can't ride.

I can ride.

I believe a trade for the weekend is the best for both of us.

[mikeb]

Originally posted by Half Squid
I cant ride and have a perfectly working bike. I guess I'll be drinking again this weekend... 240lbs here I come..
Oh I will be mountain bike shopping also! That way when my fucking hand heals I can loose all this god damn weight... This is the largest I have ever been, I feel like shit.

sounds like me last summer mike. just give up drinking, fast food, and wife. start exercising more. like banging young chicks (how i lost last 10lbs) 240 to 175 in six months.

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by dhuze
see thats the beauty of it My bikes are broken and can't be ridden.

your bike works and can be ridden.

Stop me if I'm going to fast.

You can't ride.

I can ride.

I believe a trade for the weekend is the best for both of us.

I dont want your broken bikes.... Do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth? Unless you have a wife to trade. That I could still ride!