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    Caption this pic

    I expect NESR ought to be able to come up with a few good captions for this...


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    Re: Caption this pic

    It's a Harley, I have plenty of time.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    SQUIRREL!

    My dog knows that one.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    He's going to have some crazy chaffing if he keep's dragging his tail like that, just ask my nuts.

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    Why move? Those loud ones always go wide.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    Thank "God" I had the "Will" finished! I'm gonna die!

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    Re: Caption this pic

    he'll have to lay it down

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    Doc sucks.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    Front page headline: Squirrel beats Hardley in Game of Chicken to the Death

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    Even squirrels aren't intimidated by Harley's.

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    Come at me bro!

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    Re: Caption this pic

    I have to wonder... related?
    http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm

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    "I had to dump it.... there was a 800lb brown bear standing in the middle of the road"

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    Quote Originally Posted by markbvt View Post
    I have to wonder... related?
    http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm

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    Hahaha Great read, i honestly dont know if id be able to keep the bike onder control doing "80 on one wheel on a cruiser with a demonic squirel INSIDE of my full face helmet"

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    "I can drag my hard parts too"

    Demonic attack squirrel of death was a good read. I clipped a red squirrel on the snowmobile once, turned around and went back and it appeared dead. Picked it up, it had a slightly bloody nose, completely limp. Figured I snapped it's neck. Others caught up with me and a few mins go by. Finally I go to turn my sled back around, fire it up and the squirrel shot straight up off the ground a few feet and then ran like hell after landing. knocked out by a ski, revived 5+ mins later by a 2-stroke triple with triple pipes.

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    "Officials at the University of Tennessee have reported that a squirrel escaped from their laboratory early last Tuesday. The genetically-altered animal had been infused with wolverine DNA and was last seen gnawing on a researcher's ankle before bolting through a window. Motorists in the area of state route 44 are warned to be on the lookout for unusually-aggressive rodents."

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    I have more Nuts than you!

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    Re: Caption this pic

    Real squirrels don't wear protective gear.

    This squirell ran across the street faster than his angel could fly.

    Why did the squirell cross the road? Because he didn't lean enough into his turn.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    I don't know what he said, but I guarantee you he went home with a "dragon slayer" shirt.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    What you can't see in that picture is the line of sport bikes stuck behind him.

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    Re: Caption this pic

    More lean and more Balls than a Harley rider...

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