Funny Exchange

[Manny]

A friend of mine was over and we walked through the garage.

He saw the track bike (which was up on a rearstand) and says:

Is this new?
me: no, its my bike for the track, just new paint.
him: are you still learning how to ride it?
me: I know how to ride it but working on getting better.
him: oh, so when do the training wheels come off?

[The Snowman]

Now that's some funny shit right there.