[Hell's Angels] Best Headline/First Paragraph Ever

[spicy]

German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy
BERLIN
Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:55am EDT

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.

(Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato)



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[JonT]

haha that guy is a real G.AHAHAHAHA

[sveesix]

[CBR929RE]

a bulldozer what's the matter the bikes couldn't keep up?

[caddydaddy]

a bulldozer what's the matter the bikes couldn't keep up?

C'mom dude, of course not! They're Harleys!

[DucDave]

That is a great headline! Gonna wait a long freekin time to beat that...!

[WordTooYoMamma]

Wirelessly posted (Tilt: HTC-ST7377/1.59.502.3 (67150) Opera/9.50 (Windows NT 5.1; U; en))

very funny indeed

[virtualbong]

Please tell me you took some hallucinogenics right before you fell asleep and had a crazy dream.

[SRTie4k]

How in the hell do you escape on a bulldozer. They go a maximum of what, 5mph?

[JettaJayGLS]

BA

[e30addict]

[ChrisNoF4i]

Wow, that's some Jason Bourne shit right there.

[KillBill]

Seeing that in person would be awesome