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He responded to a 911 call of a WOMAN GIVING BIRTH ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY.
I don't know, how many times in your line of work has a dispatch told you that you are in the vicinity of a woman tearing her vagina wide open on the side of a highway (do I have to get into labor complications?)
Obviously he got there way before any other EMS, and responded ASAP (with the fact that someone was giving labor on the side of the same highway members here criticize for speeding and driving like assholes?!!!) Yeah GFY. I get tickets too. I pay 'em. Big fucking deal. They do protect and serve. As far as I'm concerned, he protected a newborn in the breakdown lane of a high traffic area.
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Friend: man riding this really hurts my balls
Me: Well you're not supposed to sit on your balls!
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Hero.Originally Posted by jbmass
Worth mentioning for everyone who is unaware that speed limits are supposed to be set based on what the typical traffic speed is. In other words, people vote with their feet. Except roads which recieve federal money, who are bound to play by federal law or forfeit the money. So... all highways, since they collect tax and redistribute it to states.
I like to believe they do that to clear the passing lane, not the high speed lane. I frequently see MA troopers doing the same thing. The only problem I have is that they rarely seem to stop people for failing to keep right, yet love radar.
I'll never understand the phrase "for your safety".
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First you are not doing anything dangerous or wrong
They get 200 to 300
If you are the unlucky person to get 2 tickets usually some Insurance company is getting thousands more.
The vast vast majority of accidents are driver inattention changing channels, spilled coffee, texting etc. going 82 does not endanger
the public
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It is not that I succeed it is that you fail
It is not that I should live it is that you should die
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Neither does going 62. :-)
BTW, British use of the word cunt is a little different than US usage. I believe he meant it more as "an unpleasant or stupid person," while in the US it is generally only applied towards women, and if you do use it, at best she's not sleeping with you and at worst you're going to get slapped.
So think more like bastard or motherfucker. If it was a female trooper we probably would have heard that detail by now.
Take a $50 bill. Paper clip it to your license. Next time if he takes your license and keeps your money your free to go. If he says "Are you trying to bribe me?' Just reply no that thats for emergencies. Most likely he says most emergencies require more than 50 dollars. So then ask him to put these two new 50's under the paper clip for you. If that don't work show him the case of Vodka in the trunk. And if he is a really greedy bastard and still wants more tell him about the pound of grass back at the house.
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Well youre gonna hate me now because last night I went to work and back up and down rt24 at 50 in the middle lane, which is how i giess they would like me to drive.Originally Posted by CBR929RE
I went past 4 state troopers waiting on the verge and mone of them came after me.
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i'll be heading to court tomorrow to fight a speeding ticket...why 128/95 has a 55mph speed limit is beyond me
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The last two times I have been pulled over by a Statie I received exactly the same treatment.
Officer: "License and Registration!:
Me: Hands him my papers
Officer: Returns to his car. 10 minutes later approaches me with ticket in hand, returns my papers.
ZERO opportunity to explain, no "do you know why I pulled you over?" and no inclination given at all as to why I was pulled over.
I fought both in court, both were on a motorcycle and both instances involved avoiding a cager's erratic driving (texting likely), both times dismissed.
Well sheeple show at the polls and vote for the candidate that promises more regulations so you will have more liberty
The calculus of hate
It is not that I should win it is that you should lose
It is not that I succeed it is that you fail
It is not that I should live it is that you should die
I've had encounters like this, however they were situations where I was, in fact, doing something I knew as soon as I saw him I was going to be cited for so I guess it never really bothered me all that much. He walks up, we look at each other and both know what I did wrong. No foreplay required![]()
I hate it when there is no foreplay.. Romance is dead, I tell you.
I always am as quiet as can be and polite when they walk up. I expect "license and registration?" right away, but I also expect some kind of dialog beyond that. I guess from now on, before handing my papers, I'll initiate the discussion... particularly if I feel like I did nothing wrong or had suitable reason for whatever it was.