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Some dude at the bar..

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by gixxersixxer View Post
    Don't all U.S. bikes have a governer on them so they can't go past 188 period? This is what I was told...
    its actually 186 but a power commander gets rid of it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danz19899
    Quote Originally Posted by gixxersixxer View Post
    Don't all U.S. bikes have a governer on them so they can't go past 188 period? This is what I was told...
    its actually 186 but a power commander gets rid of it lol
    Actually it's TRE. Power commander does fuel/air ratios, the not rev limiter

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by Danz19899 View Post
    its actually 186 but a power commander gets rid of it lol
    I knew it was around there lol...Okay well that's what I thought at least

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    LOL at this thread

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    Tried to tell me he did 210 mph on a zx10. He was at 1300 rpm's...


    Then came the followup about "laying it down"

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Going too fast is not so impressive when one tried to pick up a woman

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by gixxersixxer View Post
    I knew it was around there lol...Okay well that's what I thought at least
    That's the limit on all bikes everywhere (Europe and US, at least).

    It started when a Hayabusa blew the doors off a bunch of cars on the autobahn and it was caught on video. It caused a big uproar in Europe with threats to limit all bikes to no more than 100hp, etc. The manufacturers responded with an unofficial agreement to limit production models to no more than 300 kilometers per hour (about 186mph).

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    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    did it make u wet?
    no but he got wet when I laughed so hard I spit my beer on him

    1300 eh? Dude are you sure? He was sure!!


    Maybe he was in 12th gear or something.

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Im gonna try that line next time.

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    the line that I always found that works best

    "I have a fly tatooed on my dick and when I get a hard on it turns to a bald eagle"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyO View Post
    the line that I always found that works best

    "I have a fly tatooed on my dick and when I get a hard on it turns to a bald eagle"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    But he still wasn't using all the power..

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    so you did call him out on it or bite your tongue?

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by Nix View Post
    so you did call him out on it or bite your tongue?
    You don't know me eh?

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    You don't know me eh?
    nice! I will never doubt again...

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    You don't know me eh?
    Did you tie him DOWN?


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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by RandyO View Post
    my SV has been 148.6, documented

    Well your Sigma is off cause that's about as factual as Jane's boyfriend at the bar.

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    Im gonna try that line next time.
    When all else fails...


    ...and it has.

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    When all else fails...


    ...and it has.
    Not like every other line I use works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    cocktail waitress walks over to our table, "What can I get you to drink boys?"

    my buddy: "I think I'd like to try that new drink there, it's called your number on the rocks, please..."

    waitress: *rolls eyes, walks away*

    she didn't like us very much the rest of the night

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    Re: Some dude at the bar..

    Quote Originally Posted by a13x View Post
    Well your Sigma is off cause that's about as factual as Jane's boyfriend at the bar.
    my sigma is calibrated dead nuts on, someone at my dealership got it to read and save that as a tops speed as a practical joke, I can only speculate how they did it

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