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BMW Rider Sues BMW over Erection

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    Re: BMW Rider Sues BMW over Erection

    the suit filed in the Superior Court of San Francisco County this past week seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
    He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.
    I'm sure the retard's 2 hour ride was to get laid and he popped a little blue pill. And I'd really not be surprised if he was an amputee now, something those commercials fail to mention, once blood vessels break it's as good as dead and it gets lopped off. From the quotes, it sounds like he's a she now

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    Re: BMW Rider Sues BMW over Erection

    not sure what else to say!

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    Re: BMW Rider Sues BMW over Erection

    This is stupid. One of the things I would change if I could go back in time was the decision of the first frivilous lawsuit that was deemed admissable in a court. Thus ending the endless flow of dumb people clogging the courts with bullshit.

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    Re: BMW Rider Sues BMW over Erection

    I could see this happening if it were a new MV Agusta, but a 1993 BMW? Hoax!

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    Re: BMW Rider Sues BMW over Erection

    Absolutely retarded.

    They should make him prove that he can maintain wood for 4 hours.

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