He's a squid...

[ftrain]

Originally posted by Half Squid
Oh no he's out of his cage again and causing trouble once again!
Nice to see your around. You seem to only pop up for Hooters nights and to give someone shit!

I lurke this board still. Doing well and living the life up in Bedford, NH. House is comming along well and lookign much better. The fiddy track is getting fun. My two roomates moved out and I have a new roomate. I was out on a NINJA 600 for a week until my ex-girlfriend found out I got her bike running and was riding it. She came and picked that up real fast. My 954 is still junk but going to start working on it this month and get back out on the road in August. Girlfriend and I broke up a month or two ago. She could not handle the fact that I got a girl as a new roomate. It has been nice lately having a new 25 year old piece of a$$ walking around the house though.

[Brian_C6]

Originally posted by ftrain
Girlfriend and I broke up a month or two ago. She could not handle the fact that I got a girl as a new roomate. It has been nice lately having a new 25 year old piece of a$$ walking around the house though.

You better be hittin' that.

Brian

[MissTwisties]

Ftrain, you're a fucking clueless prick (but you know that already). You talk shit cause you're the one that ain't getting any at night. Thank God all guys are not like you trying to fuck around when they have a GF/wife waiting at home. And I surely trust my husband not being one like you! I don't need to show my ass to everyone to light up my husband, I have many other ways to do so, without loosing any respect for myself and my family. You must have a pretty boring life if you can't find anything better than to tell a wife that her husband is fucking around behind her back.

There. Wow that felt pretty good thank you!

Oh I forgot to mention..did your GF leave you because she found another with a bigger dick than you? I'd bet on it.

[MissTwisties]

what....no quick reply? Don't brake my fun will you!?

snif....

[Nikon]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
Ftrain, you're a fucking clueless prick (but you know that already). You talk shit cause you're the one that ain't getting any at night.

umm. I met his girl and she's hot....so I think that he is gettin some and he is in a commited relationship...

[MissTwisties]

no no sir...he said he broke up with her "a month or two ago"...(prob. her who broke up with him tho...)

Originally posted by Nikon
umm. I met his girl and she's hot....so I think that he is gettin some and he is in a commited relationship...

[ftrain]

length was never the problem. I was like a car with old shocks; always bottoming out. I am a skinny prick some maybe it was girth. Never cheated on my girlfriend, I would never do a thing like that

I missed you twistie. You made my day

It is almost time for your Man God to get home. Better make sure the house is clean and you got food on the table. Go slip in something sexy and see if he pays attention to you. If he is not intrested I bet he has a side dish you are not aware of. Something sounds fishy about your Man God dubby

[HBerry]

[MissTwisties]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hberry!!

[ftrain]

Nope, no present girlfriend. Scored with a mom last week though. Her kid was sleeping upstairs. Women these days. While their Man God is away the kitten will play.

[MissTwisties]

Maid outfit and lollypop. You know what a lollypop is? Kind of like the Electrolux vaccum.

Originally posted by ftrain

length was never the problem. I was like a car with old shocks; always bottoming out. I am a skinny prick some maybe it was girth. Never cheated on my girlfriend, I would never do a thing like that

I missed you twistie. You made my day

It is almost time for your Man God to get home. Better make sure the house is clean and you got food on the table. Go slip in something sexy and see if he pays attention to you. If he is not intrested I bet he has a side dish you are not aware of. Something sounds fishy about your Man God dubby

[ftrain]

Miss Twistiee lets skip all this small talk and just bang.

[MissTwisties]

Sure....in your dreams, maybe...

You messed up my thread, now I'm mad at you. Turn around and BEND over!

[ftrain]

nice nothing better then a tounge in your a$$

[MissTwisties]

I hope your ass is shaved...

[OreoGaborio]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
I hope your ass is shaved...

that's the last thing i'd be worried about if I were you, V

[babo]

This is a most entertaining thread, indeed!

MissT - Try SBLI for whole life insurance. The rates are pretty good and they are pretty low pressure. The final quote will depend on the results of a blood test and a physical.

www.sbli.com

If Man God smokes, you are screwed. Never admit to smoking either on an insurance form or to a Doctor. Never.

If he smokes (weed, cigars, cigs...) He can purge the evidence in just a couple of days by drinking gallons of water. Ive done it and it works.

If you go on-line to an internet broker that claims they get the best rates from many companies, be prepared for about 1 milllion phone calls, letters, and emails.

You might also want to look into long-term disability, which may be offered through his work. Because he somtimes rides with no gear, this may be more important.

Good luck!