some like it hott....my adventure at Jonny Rockets last night...

[bigred875]

Ok, so I never made it to suzy's last night for several reasons. However myself/sue, gixxershane and mshap still went riding...

First we head over to my friends house to look at an 88 zx6..which i bought but is another story all together... WHile there I get a call from jaynnus asking where the hell are you.I've been here for a damn hour already....wtf. I apologize giving her my halfassed excuses.. After some discussion we decide to meet upat thayer st..

So we head out..take the back road into providence...nice leisurely ride.. We get there park and grad a seat at Jonny Rockets per usual. We order and in the process of ordering i was checking my VM and returning calls.. I ordered first so I wasnt paying attention to what sue, chrissy and shane ordered..but whatever I digress...

Our drinks come out as I hang up the phone.. I look over to my SO and it appears she has a very tasty looking milkshake...chriisy and shane had simliar looking cups as well..now I am thinking.. man I want one.. she offers me a spoonful of whipped cream but I dont want that.. I would like a big sip of shake instead So I grad her come..put the the straw to my lips and suck away...you know..cuz it is a think shake right.. wrong..as the liquid is about 2/3 from my mouth she tells me ...thats hot chocolate... At this point the warning really didnt mean much as what was about to happen is inevitable...

So as the napalm shot into my mouth with what seem to be with fire hose pressure I feel this odd sensation.... WOW HOTT!!! I prompty spit the 400 degree liquid out of my mouth and on to my shirt while buring my entire mouth and tongue. YES!!!

Who the fuck gets hot goddamn chocolate in the middle of august..WTF!! Sue and Chrissy thats who....

So if that isnt bad enough the chili cheese fry's come....no plates though.. I then proceed to dump chili and and cheese on my shirt and pants....

Things I learned:

- H/C and milkshakes come in the same cup and both have whipped cream..BUT and this is very important... shakes have a little dome on them...this was brought to my attention by shane after the fact...

- when a cup feels hot..check the inside..there is probably something hot inside...and it isnt hot because..I dont know..maybe it was in someplace hot or something..that probably ISNT it

- when you burn your mouth badly it tastes and feels like kitty litter... yet kinda fun scraping teh dead skin off...

- ask about content before drinking someone elses drink

- the guys at JR use the same guidelines as McD's when heating their hot beverages...which I beleive the temp setting is nucelar or something...

- people look at you differntly when you have stuff all over your shirt

[Jaynnus]

[slutamis]

LMFBO - too bad I missed all that.

[Rice-rocket1]

[RandyO]

Originally posted by bigred875

- when you burn your mouth badly it tastes and feels like kitty litter... yet kinda fun scraping teh dead skin off...

- ask about content before drinking someone elses drink

- the guys at JR use the same guidelines as McD's when heating their hot beverages...which I beleive the temp setting is nucelar or something...

- people look at you differntly when you have stuff all over your shirt

I don't know what kitty litter tastes like, you eat it often?

[bigred875]

Originally posted by RandyO
I don't know what kitty litter tastes like, you eat it often?

not at all anymore i gave it up a while ago...wrecks havoc on your digestive system..however it does a good job of cleaning you out

[richw]

[Double"D"]

That was a good laugh...

[katana0215]

I thought I was an asshole. I didnt know that while I was gorging myself and making the Spikes Junkyard Dog Wall of Fame, you were down the street making a bigger ass of yourself

[Ri_De_bike]

pffft, i went to suzi q's and nothing happened....... at least your night was post worthy red.

[PinHead]

Originally posted by Ri_De_bike
pffft, i went to suzi q's and nothing happened....... at least your night was post worthy red.

Well what the hell were you riding? We saw a bunch of sportbikes there.

[LuvDog]

That's some funny stuff.

[Ri_De_bike]

Well what the hell were you riding? We saw a bunch of sportbikes there.

i was on the guzzi and the mrs was on her Yamaha RD, we saw a yellow monster with a great tag, italn i think it was.

[dhuze]

Damn all the fun stuff happens when I'm not there with a camera

[gixxershane]

oh my god!!! it is even funny to read the story after you actually watch someone spit hot chocolate all over their shirt, and then keep sticking their toung out because it has just been burnt to a crisp..

[black]

and u makingan ass out of yourself at dinner time is different from any other day ................how??

[Half Squid]

That made me fuckin laugh! Thats great.

& I too have bured the roof of my mouth just like that.. Fuckin kills afterwards the roof of your mouth feels wierd and you cant help but keep feeling it with your tongue..

Worst: A number of years ago maybe 4? I was going to school at night in boston. I took the pike there twice a week.
Well one night exit 17 (Newton rt16) was heavily backed up more than ussuall. Traffic in all lanes came to a complete hault as if I was in a parking lot. Wel the cars behind me didn't see we came to a complete stop. The first car, bmw 325i doing 70mph swerved and missed me managed to stop in time in the middle lane. The Cutluss Supreme behind him never stopped and creamed me doing 65-70 mph. My car was crunched pretty good in the rear, undrivable.. I somehow kept from hitting the car in front of me! But the similarity of the story.. I just bought a " Great One" Dunkachino from Dunkin donuts that completely covered me and all of my interior! Fuckin HOT HOT HOT!!!!!! I feel your pain!

[bigred875]

lol..damn that sounds worser

[Cue Ball]

I take it you still had your gloves on as otherwise your dumb ass would have felt that the cup was hot???

[bigred875]

Originally posted by Cue Ball
I take it you still had your gloves on as otherwise your dumb ass would have felt that the cup was hot???

lol...nope..but you'd think that woulda tipped me off...