Helpful Motorists

[Jaynnus]

Biker NATION Motorcyclist thanks 'helpful' motorists.
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I am writing this letter to show my appreciation to all the local drivers who have helped me develop my skills at motorcycle riding. Without their help at honing my reflexes, I would not be able to ride at age 70.

Special thanks go to the following people:

The lady in the Mustang who shared my lane with me while holding a cigarette in her left hand and a cup of coffee in the other hand. This taught me how to ride on grass almost as well as pavement.

The lady who stopped 6 inches behind me at a red light. I guess she figured she would assist me with a push if my bike choked down.

The gentleman who passed me and cut back in front of me with six feet to spare. I blew my horn and got a friendly wave back. I'm sure sorry he has only one finger on that hand.

Last, but not least are the truck drivers who play the game with me called "Trap The Old Geezer." This is when one truck is in front of me, one behind me and one on my left on I-26 at 75 mph. Now I know what NASCAR drafting is like.

If you cage drivers keep assisting me like this, I may be able to ride until I am 80, and I won't have to worry about life in an old folks home.

Once again, I would like to thank you for your assistance.
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Who do you want to thank for your skills and why??

[PinHead]

[Cue Ball]

[ChrisNoF4i]

Who do you want to thank for your skills and why??

I would like to thank the heavy-set lesbian in the Subaru who slammed on her brakes for no apparent reason. I never knew I could endo my bike until that point in time.

[Jaynnus]

I would like to thank the old man driving a courier car who refused to give up an inch of his lane nor move to the empty high speed lane as I tried to merge into traffic from the on ramp on the bridge. He taught me that I can infact ride through the gravel on the side of the road while accelerating to highway traffic speeds all while holding my bladder so that I did not piss myself in the process. I sure hope your delivery was on time!!

[Half Squid]

YIKES Jane!



I would love to thank the Asshat that didn't check his mirrors and decide to change lanes almost into me. My fast reaction triggered my brakes in order to avoid death.. As soon as I collected myself I personally thanked him by waving my front tire next to his Trucks drivers side window! Wish I could have done it one handed and shown him the State Bird..

[ChrisNoF4i]

I would also like to thank the female passenger who was changing her clothes in the backseat of the car on the interstate. That's was just fuckin' cool!! I saw her bum-bum!