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I've learned a lot over the years from NESR. In fact I've learned SO much that there's no way I could list it all, but as the year comes to a close I thought I'd share just a smaaaall tidbit of the knowledge I've aquired from the experienced members of NESR.
Denno - It's totally ok to be gay... like.... totally......... I'M not, but it'd be ok if I was.
DucDave - Never EVER under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES lift the front wheel off the ground & do a wheelie. Especially when someone else's girlfriend is on the back.
TLRMan - Wheelie as often as you can, however you can. On the street, on the track, in your back yard, in the house, in bed and do it on other people's bikes that you've never ridden before as soon as you get on them, too.
GMD Boston & Hessogood - When you've got three hookers at your fingertips, if two are ugly dirty whores & one is hot & high class, you don't use the hot one for the rough stuff, you take her out on the town & use the skanks as toilets.
Paul_ED - You're not going fast unless your elbow is on the ground, your front tire is sliding like a greased pig, your rear tire is begging for mercy and your arse hair is on fire... and once you get there if anyone asks you about it just shrug your shoulders & say "Yeh....... Dat wuz fun... yup".
Nefarious - If you're gonna buy something, go all out... example: If you're in the market for a toilet, buy the toilet that lifts up the seat, takes your pants off, plays Barry White, lays you back, puts a pillow under your head, sucks the feces directly out of your colon, wipes, washes, waxes, polishes & powders your starfish, lights a match, puts the lid down, puts your pants back on, slaps your ass & gives you a "good game, son!" pep talk on your way out.
Doc - If you've got a really dumb question, ask it on AS MANY INTERNET FORUMS AS POSSIBLE.
s a x m a n - If you're gonna RACE something, go all out... example: If you're in the market for a 600 super sport, buy the 600 super sport that lifts up the toilet seat, takes your pants off, plays Barry White, lays you back, puts a pillow under your head, sucks the feces directly out of your colon, wipes, washes, waxes, polishes & powders your starfish, lights a match, puts the lid down, puts your pants back on & gives you a pep talk on your way out to the starting grid..... and work 5 jobs & 160 hours a week to pay for it.
TheIglu - Chimpanzees can ride really fast.
Honclfibr - Chimpanzees also make good mechanics compared to some NESR members.
Kham -
Haikus make good tools
For making fun of Asians
Cop is Cocksucker
Misstwisties - I should be ashamed to be half Canadian.
richw (now strompr) - Everyone's out to get me.
dhuze - Everyone's out to get me so stock up on my firearms & work on my musket skills.
rmbbikes - Keith ≠ KB....... Keith + booz = KB.
Degsy - Nothin. I can't understand a word he says w/ that friggin Russian accent.
Xsiliconkid - Nothin, can't understand a word he says w/ that friggin English accent.
Zombie - Nothin, can't understand a word he says w/ that friggin Norwegian accent.
SVRacer01 - According to the Boston College book of Medicine "... contracting Ghonasyphlaherplaids (AKA: Vagitosis) is quite easy and common(usually in males). Early signs of this are commonly referred to as "The Bailer" (see: old McDonalds commercial) but quickly generates into something far worse like whining, crying and basically bitching about everything possible. These syptoms usually start with phrases that begin with " Dude, i dont feel well..." or "Dude, I gotta go home and......" and especially " The doctor said...." or more commnly " Man, I musta eaten some bad....". If you reconize these syptoms your friend may have a case of Vagitosis and is dire need of a Man-Pon followed by a Man-Pax panty liner for the seat of his car/motorcycle etc. so he does not leak fluids out of his Mangina and stain fabrics. This disease is possible to contract from others who are infected if you do not keep a secure grasp of your manhood and "suck it up" when you need to. Another preventative measure is to eat plenty of RED MEAT, any form is acceptable (raw-charred, how ever you like it)..."
Gixxer6 (Heath) - Ghonasyphlaherplaids sucks.
ChrisNoF4i - There's no such thing as Sarcasm.... No, really.
R6Rider - This conversation is OVER!
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man i missed reagin' stuff like this
Originally Posted by Denno
LISTEN TO SLAYER
(just proved your point, didn't I?)
