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  1. 06-24-04, 11:52 AM #1
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    this gorgeous puerto rico girl wants to learn how to ride sportbike with me.

    should i? or shouldn't i? i might get in trouble for this.

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  2. 06-24-04, 12:10 PM #2
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    unit?
    from zx10r site. who refers to bike as unit?
    Did she ask if she could ride your unit ??????


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    i say teach the bitch how to RIDE, BABY!!!

    unless you don't wanna get your pepe wet cuz it belongs to someone else u single?

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio

    unless you don't wanna get your pepe wet cuz it belongs to someone else u single?
    he will be, soon...

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    DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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  6. 06-24-04, 12:45 PM #6
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    she's fuckin HOT!!! how do you say no?

    maybe i can fix one of you up. any takers?

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  7. 06-24-04, 01:50 PM #7
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    Re: little help

    Originally posted by Kham
    i might get in trouble for this.
    This is how I tell if something is worth it or not. The more the trouble, the better the times!!!


    Go for it, you're too young not to.

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    Re: Re: little help

    Originally posted by legalspeed

    Go for it, you're too young not to.
    are you kidding?

    guy's like, 73!

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  9. 06-24-04, 01:57 PM #9
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    The question is, does she have her own bike, or does she want to learn on yours?

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  10. 06-24-04, 02:04 PM #10
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    Re: Re: Re: little help

    Originally posted by twrayinma
    are you kidding?

    guy's like, 73!
    fuck you! :

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    If she is hot. I'll let her ride me........I mean let her ride my unit.......I mean.....you guys know what I mean.

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    Originally posted by HBerry
    The question is, does she have her own bike, or does she want to learn on yours?
    she has never own a bike or has ridden. wants to learn on my bike. she's waiting my answer and pickuptime. this is too easy. im scared of big boobs and big ass.

    edit: she wants to ride my unit.




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    i thought you had a fiance!!!!


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    Originally posted by elaineo
    i thought you had a fiance!!!!
    sure do. that's why it's tough. i wouldn't ask if i was single.

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    Originally posted by Kham
    she has never own a bike or has ridden wants to learn on my bike.

    Unless you have another bike for her to learn on OTHER thenthe new ZX10, I 'd say you r fuggin nuts and just beggin to lose ANOTHER bike........

    I'm NOT against teaching her to ride....Just that after seeing your bike @ stonnerstock "I" think it just WRONG to let somebody with absoulutlly ZERO experience on that bike...

    Good luck with her though

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    Originally posted by Kham
    sure do. that's why it's tough. i wouldn't ask if i was single.
    oh, my bad, i thought you were asking cuz you thought maybe it woudln't be a good idea to teach someone to ride on your brand new zx 10 - what was i thinking?



    btw, you should use Mystery Squid's method when you teach her - sit in the seat, and have her sit in your lap and hold your clutch and throttle while you shift gears :

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    Learning on a zx-6r (me)...stupid idea
    Learning on a zx-10r...really fucking stupid idea

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  18. 06-24-04, 02:27 PM #18
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    Originally posted by elaineo
    btw, you should use Mystery Squid's method when you teach her - sit in the seat, and have her sit in your lap and hold your clutch and throttle while you shift gears :
    I'd completely forgotten about that...

    listen to the (MS) voice of experience, oh Khamster!

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    She's going to learn on your new brand new shiny 10R???!!!???

    Where's the "smoking crack" smiley???


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    not worry about that. i got plenty of shifting experience.

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    Originally posted by Mystery Squid
    Hey man, just remember: YOU'RE the one who puts his disc lock on his front turnsignal...
    you need to let go of the past, Joe... step into the "now".

    the Kat doesn't even have stalk turn signals up front any more...

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    Originally posted by elaineo
    btw, you should use Mystery Squid's method when you teach her - sit in the seat, and have her sit in your lap and hold your clutch and throttle while you shift gears :
    Thats how I would teach her. And then when ever she messed up i would her

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    Originally posted by HBerry
    Learning on a zx-6r (me)...stupid idea
    Learning on a zx-10r...really fucking stupid idea

    BWahahahah!!!

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    Originally posted by HBerry
    Learning on a zx-6r (me)...stupid idea
    Learning on a zx-10r...really fucking stupid idea
    yea i know. what was i thinking? soemone pinch me.

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    take some pics of her on the bike to show us and tell her it's for checking her form in more detail so that she gets the most out of her biking experience....

    If you don't take pics - I will hurt you

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