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    So this weekend I went with 3 of my guy friends for a bike ride to a party. I started out riding on my friends Goldwing. This was the first time I had ever been on the back of a bike like this. It was pretty comfy and had a nice smooth ride. I did get a little antsy when the lead guy, on a BMW GS1100, go to take the twisties at good speed!!

    So later on I got on the BMW. What an awesome ride. My knees did start to hurt sitting in the back. It definatly had some power though and we leaned pretty far in some turns.

    All 3 of my friends wanted to to drive there bikes. The BMW would have been sweet but it was just too damn big for me. I knew I would be alright driving it but standing with it would have been a problem.

    I can't see myself ever getting a goldwing. Yes comfy and you can listen to tunes but not so fun on the twisties. It was great to be back on a bike again, even if it was riding 2 up. I need to get my own again for next summer...maybe.

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    HAHAHAHHA - goldwing......just seein one or hearing the name makes me laugh.....

    I saw a car once that had a license plate holder that said "I'd rather be driving....my goldwing" and all i could think of was "what's the difference'?

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    LOOKS FUN 2 ME


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    Ahhhh the Bitch thread...........

    I did it on a Harley through Boston and on my brothers Goldwing in LA.

    Interesting piece on the Early G'wings............('77)
    at 1100cc's it was quick, and stripped down to the frame without the fairing and bags, it looked like a sportster Harley.......
    kinda like the original Naked bike...........

    I called it his Jog............Japanese Hog
    Either way it was way more fun than a moped..............
    -Suf Daddy

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    Those new goldwings can hang, I wouldn't mind having one in the garage, along with a few other bikes. I've somehow ended up on the back of a certain riders bike a few times, I didn't mind so much. We tear corners, have bounced a couple two up standup wheelies, and just last week when my bike broke, he picked me up from work, stopped on the way to his place to grab a HUGE bag of dog food to top it off. That was a funny ride.

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    Originally posted by hessogood
    Those new goldwings can hang, I wouldn't mind having one in the garage, along with a few other bikes. I've somehow ended up on the back of a certain riders bike a few times, I didn't mind so much. We tear corners, have bounced a couple two up standup wheelies, and just last week when my bike broke, he picked me up from work, stopped on the way to his place to grab a HUGE bag of dog food to top it off. That was a funny ride.
    Ha that was a fun ride back from the pet store!! I've never done a wheelie let alone 2 up. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

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    I did it once when I just got my bike, girlfriends dad was teaching me how to drive it. Scary shit.

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    I HATE ridding bitch...I will only do it in an absolute emergency

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    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Never have, NEVER will. I'd rather fuggin' walk...

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    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Never have, NEVER will. I'd rather fuggin' walk...
    spoken like a true homophobe... lol j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    I rode bitch once, close to 40 years ago when I was a teenager, on the back of an Allstate 250. until the first stop sign when my friend popped a wheelie and dumped me off the back.

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    Originally posted by RandyO
    I rode bitch once, close to 40 years ago when I was a teenager, on the back of an Allstate 250. until the first stop sign when my friend popped a wheelie and dumped me off the back.

    WTF is an Allstate 250? Randy, you come up with bikes from WW1! LOL.

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    Originally posted by Rye
    WTF is an Allstate 250? Randy, you come up with bikes from WW1! LOL.
    Allstate was a brand of motorcycle that Sears marketed back in the 60's, my friend's brother had a Sears 106 with over 100k

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    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Never have, NEVER will. I'd rather fuggin' walk...
    You will ride bitch when Tovah says"But Daddy I just want to take you for a ride on my brand new 2020 race bike"

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    Originally posted by rocker
    You will ride bitch when Tovah says"But Daddy I just want to take you for a ride on my brand new 2020 race bike"

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    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Looks like I'm the most comfortable with my manhood. I've ridden bitch for about 1000 miles by now. Before I got my license, I used to go on the back of my father's Harley with him. It was those rides that got me into motorcycles and now we ride together whenever I get the chance to go home.

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    Originally posted by MC
    Looks like I'm the most comfortable with my manhood. I've ridden bitch for about 1000 miles by now. Before I got my license, I used to go on the back of my father's Harley with him. It was those rides that got me into motorcycles and now we ride together whenever I get the chance to go home.
    I'm not sure riding with your pops as a kid counts as riding bitch. If that's the case, I have indeed played The Bitch...

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    "and stoneman as... the bitch."

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    Originally posted by twrayinma
    "and stoneman as... the bitch."
    You want back on The List?

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    heh.
    i didn't think i ever got off The List.

    but then again, the way you talk, i'm not sure if being on or off the list is worse!
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    ps. you ain't stampin' this one

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    Kid....I was 19.

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