Soooo Stupid...

[benVFR]

I'm sure some of us have already heard of Kellen Winslow, the guy on the Browns who dumped the Gixxer w/no license, no training, no gear, etc.. and a "no motorcycles" clause in his contract...

Check out this hilariously stupid police recreation & news story about the accident:

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[Jaynnus]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

'...on his high preformance Katana motorcycle'

[bigred875]

holy crap..there are so many things wrong with that it aint even funny...

brand new gsxr vs. can-o-tuna

tires obviously cold

holy crap...this si not waht they do on CSI..they should take notes

[bigred875]

did I say holy crap!!

[dhuze]

I was gonna post that the other day

I like the "High performance Katana motrocycle" and the use of the word "crotch rocket" at the end.

I'm going to volunteer my bike to get wrecked so they can try and figure how fast someone else was going.

[Honclfibr]

The best part was when the guy on the katana fell over. Hee hee.

[slaps76]

WTF? Was it that guy's first day riding his "high performance crotch rocket Suzuki 'Katamaka'??"

We can clearly see from that video, neither Kellen nor the volunteer had spent much time practicing their panic stops

[OreoGaborio]

oh my god..... that's exactly what i needed on a shitty day... thank you.... thank you so much

[PinHead]

That cant be real.....hahahaha!

[rjh200]

They could have atleast got somebody who could ride that high performance Kan-a-tuna or what ever the hell that guy called it.

[beet]

Originally posted by Honclfibr
The best part was when the guy on the katana fell over. Hee hee.

that was the dumbest moron falls not hurt what a git

[Sidewinder]

Priceless!

[zx-stewie]

Just goes to show parking lots are dangerous and should be outlawed.

[highsider]

Holy waste of time, money, and film, Batman.

That guy deserved to drop his bike. What a fucking retard. They should have written him a ticket for breathing, because he is wasting good oxygen.

[damannz]

lmao.... the crash is too much.

[Honclfibr]

I really wish I could have been a fly on the wall for the conversation about that "accident reconstruction"...

Officer: What we'd like you to do here, get your bike up to about 25 miles per hour on cold tires, then stand on both brakes as hard as you can.

Dumbass: Sounds like a plan

....

Dumbass: Oh nos! I have fallen down off of my high performance sporting cycle! What has transpired here?!

[Honclfibr]

I just can't stop watching this, I laugh harder every time. "Fast forward, we know a drag factor, we know a distance...we'll know a minimum speed" Yeah drag is a really important part of the stopping equation, isn't it? Perhaps you meant coefficient of friction?

CSI Guy: After two months and several million dollars in expenditures, we are ready to release our findings.

We have plugged the drag factor and stopping distance from the high performance crotch rocket into the equations. After accounting for variability in tire compound, brake pad materials, road condition, temperature, relative humidity, tire wear, rotor composition, rider action, weight transfer, usage of the front and rear brakes, and the fact that our test rider was a total dumbass who had clearly never taken an MSF course and may have never actually ridden a motorcycle before, we can confidently state that the suspect was riding somewhere between 1 and 200 miles per hour at the time of the crash.

[dhuze]

I had to watch it again. It was a "high performance suzuki katamza" and a "high speed crotch rocket" he was driving for the accident re-construction.

They will be able to determine his minimum speed with an onboard sensor..........................ummmmmmm...............................okay never mind that it failed to record because of the crash, but thats okay they have a tape measure which does the same thing as an expensive onboard sensor except break when you tip it over at about 10 miles per hour.

so now they know how slow you need to go to crash a "high speed crotch rocket" they also know they both locked up the rear tire.

For some reason the could not measure the real skid marks to determine speed most likely due to not having an onboard sensor that doesnt do shit.

so in conclusion we know how easy it is to wipe out and we don't even need an expert.

Also with my keen eye I noticed he revved the "high speed crotch rocket" up to 4,000 rpms for the camera.

[craig]

ahahahaha - what a fucking circus

[Stoneman]

Please tell me this is like, a Comedy Channel parody! Please? Please?

[SSearchVT]

first off, if they really wanted to know his speed, why don't they take the film, use two refence points, and measure the time it takes him to go from one to the other.

Second - he was riding alone in a frikken parking lot and crashed. Does it really matter how fast he was going? Can't we just sum it up by saying he was doing something really dumb, was in over his head, and crashed? Is analyzing the living crap out of it going to change the fact that he wiped out, and screwed himself up?

[legalspeed]

Their test dummy locked up the FRONT wheel.

There's a high-tech thing-a-ma-jiggy on my street bike that displays what speed I'm going. BUT it prolly adds weight, something a high-performance Katana can do without.

[Stoneman]

Why didn't they just use wunna their fargin' radar guns???

[slaps76]

Man, you guy's responses are killing me!

I think most 6th graders have better "experiments" displayed at school science fairs.

What's funny is they still showed the damn "experiment" on tv...so the very sharp news team can show us their new finding: how easy it is to "wipe out" on a super-dooper high-performace drag racing Katamazuma when piloted by a brain amputee victim.

[highsider]

What I dont understand is...

WHO THE FUCK CARES????

The guy fell and fucked himself up, and no one else was involved. So why does it matter?

And who is paying for new fairings for that touch-hole who threw his Kan-a-tuna onto the pavement in front of all of those cops?