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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    This big dude comes in my store the other day and when he comes to the register to pay, he asks me to wrap his purchase up tight because he's on a bike. So now my interest is peaked of course so I ask what kind. Of couse, it had to be a Ninja - 2 weeks after selling mine - but it's a 1000. So I told him I just sold my 250 and I kinda miss it and he says, "want to ride mine?" DOH!!!

    1. Would you suggest anyone ride a 1000 after just recently learning on a 250?!!!!

    2. Would you just let any old stranger ride your bike (and it was a nice shiny new one too!)?!!!

    I politely declined...If it was anyone here, I'm sorry, but I thought the guy was nuts!!!


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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Yup, that there was a pick-up line

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by R7
    Yup, that there was a pick-up line
    Yup.

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    I frequently have other bikers come into my work with helmets in tow, so I can usually strike up a conversation witht hem based on that. Most recently, a day-glo green helmet came in and we were chatting about bikes and I said, "Lemme guess....a Ninja?" He laughed. Of course it was....what other company paints with flourescent paint? Gotta love ninjas (although I don't really miss mine....)

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Now did he say "Wanna ride my bike?" or "Wanna ride mine?" cuz if it was the latter, i'd have to agree w/ the above

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    my new gsxr 1000 has been ridden hard and put away wet by whatever their names name is... u want the key?
















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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by R7
    Yup, that there was a pick-up line
    That's what my sisters said, but I was wearing my ring and had also mentioned that my husband lets me use his GSXR - I guess there is just no such thing as a guy just making a nice offer just to be nice with nothing in it for him, eh guys?!

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    Hey... to some guys bewbies are bewbies

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by gonzo6
    my new gsxr 1000 has been ridden hard and put away wet by whatever their names name is... u want the key?


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    HA! My 26-year-old sister got her permit right before I sold the 250 and all I let her do was roll on my bike. As soon as she started getting cocky, I took it away! I wasn't worried that she'd damage it, but something in me didn't want to encourage her to ride cuz I was worried she'd get hurt - what a friggin' hypocrite I am!!! I did the same thing when she went on a tandem skydive with us one day - I had over 200 jumps under my belt and would tell everyone how great skydiving is, and then I nearly shit bricks when she made a jump - I wasn't happy until she was back on the ground! I guess inside I feel like if something were to happen everyone would blame me, and I'd blame myself, for getting the ideas into her head!

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    Originally posted by Rhonda66
    That's what my sisters said, but I was wearing my ring and had also mentioned that my husband lets me use his GSXR - I guess there is just no such thing as a guy just making a nice offer just to be nice with nothing in it for him, eh guys?!
    I don't think guys offer anything ,just to be nice... They always want something..

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    [QUOTE]Originally posted by gonzo6
    [B]my new gsxr 1000 has been ridden hard and put away wet by whatever their names name is... u want the key?
















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    Yes I'd like the key...

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    So Rhonda... your sister.... she cute? single?

    Vikki, I'd LOVE to see the expression on your face when you crack open that throttle... you'd shit yourself

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    So Rhonda... your sister.... she cute? single?

    Vikki, I'd LOVE to see the expression on your face when you crack open that throttle... you'd shit yourself
    hmmm,I'm finding out that I kinda like speed...And I don't think it would be shit myself???

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    she cute? single?
    Yes and yes, recently available again after a LTR - but obviously has an overprotective sister (and another overprotective sister who's tougher than I am)!

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    if you like speed get that 500cc beast to the track a few times You'd shit yourself

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    So Rhonda... your sister.... she cute? single?

    Vikki, I'd LOVE to see the expression on your face when you crack open that throttle... you'd shit yourself
    Come on now - it really can't be that much more powerful than a 750, can it?!

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by Rhonda66
    Yes and yes, recently available again after a LTR - but obviously has an overprotective sister (and another overprotective sister who's tougher than I am)!
    TTIWWOP!!!

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    TTIWWOP!!!
    Come on Oreo, I'm older than you guys - what the %$&# is TTIWWOP?

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    Originally posted by Rhonda66
    Come on now - it really can't be that much more powerful than a 750, can it?!
    750cc.... maybe 120hp, maybe 75 ftlbs of torque? 400lbs + ? somewhere around there?

    '05 gsxr1000... bout 155hp, maybe 90ftlbs of torque? 380lbs? give or take?

    you'd be suprised. Whatever the acurate numbers are, it's NAUGHTY FAHKIN TOY!!!
    Originally posted by Rhonda66
    Come on Oreo, I'm older than you guys - what the %$&# is TTIWWOP?
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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    if you like speed get that 500cc beast to the track a few times You'd shit yourself
    Iplan on it....Next year...Oh yeah..Watch out NHIS...

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Here's an analogy for you Oreo - It's like Goldilocks and the 3 Bears...

    600 is too small....

    1000 is too big...

    750 is just right...

    (though I will settle for 600 due to cost considerations )

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    750cc.... maybe 120hp, maybe 75 ftlbs of torque? 400lbs + ? somewhere around there?

    '05 gsxr1000... bout 155hp, maybe 90ftlbs of torque? 380lbs? give or take?

    you'd be suprised. Whatever the acurate numbers are, it's NAUGHTY FAHKIN TOY!!!

    This Thread Is Worthless W/O Pics
    Shiittt - I AM getting old!!!

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by xvrider
    hmmm,I'm finding out that I kinda like speed...And I don't think it would be shit myself???
    come for a ride with me and keep up you will shit ur self lol

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    Speaking of Guys Who are Nuts...

    Originally posted by mikey2slow
    come for a ride with me and keep up you will shit ur self lol
    Is that a pick-up line too???

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    Originally posted by Rhonda66
    Is that a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.qklinkserver.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=92&k=pick%20up%20line&st=1" onmouseover="window.status='Search for: pick-up line'; self.ql_skeyphrase='pick%20up%20line'; if(window.event) self.ql_sevent=window.event.srcElement; self.ql_timeout = setTimeout('ql_doMouseOver(1)', 1000); self.ql_isOverLink=true; return true;" onclick="if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql_timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; ql_closeiframe(); self.ql_skeyphrase='pick%20up%20line'; window.status='Search for: pick-up line';return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql_timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; setTimeout('ql_closeiframe()', 1500); ">pick-up line</a> too???
    I hope not..Because it would be a bad one..

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