speeding ticket in Weymouth

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Originally Posted by Doc

1st Welcome back. Glad you are sticking around.

2nd. You said.

You should have said

You said

You could have said

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hm, perhaps i will try this next time

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

I aint the kids mom. I dont hafta pay his ticket or his insurance. I dont give a fuck.

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well you might as well be because shes not paying it either

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Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

What we really should do is stage a terribly violent sting/intervention with that kid. I'm going to need some help with this since I am involved in a long-distance relationship with NESR. I haven't decided if we should include the kid's girlfriend in the deal but for argument's sake we'll throw her under the proverbial bus as well. The way I envision it going down is something like this: moderators can track down the kid's home address through his IP address. Then we can mail something to his house saying that he's won some sort of a sweepstakes. We may need sponsors to step up with this so that the prize seems real and enticing enough to get the kid to show up. I mean, he's not going to drag his girlfriend all the way to Lowell to claim a free ice cream from Heritage Farms. Frankly, I don't even like their ice cream that much. He probably wouldn't be that motivated by a free track day either so that's out. Maybe Noel or Sheppo can put up a brandy new helmet as the "prize" (with the full understanding that there really is no prize so you could get the booty back when the intervention is completed.) We can work out the prize specifics later I guess, but anyhow - we get the kid to come pick up his "prize" in some central New England location with a lot of bushes (Burlington, MA sounds about right to me.) Except - when he gets to the predetermined location, we wait until he gets off his bike and then we all jump out from behind the bushes dressed as police officers and start beating him with tube socks filled with damp flour. As for the girl, since she seems to like to live dangerously, I propose that we tie her to a lamppost and take turns putting out cigarette butts on her arms and legs until she screams UNCLE. At that point, we simply write them both a ticket for "Tough Love" and hope that's enough to knock some sense into the two youts.

PM me for more details.

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your sense of humor is just as douchey and humorless as the cop who joked my girlfriend was disposable....but nice try

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Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

You don't understand. He gave us all a bad name in the eyes of Johnny Law. For three years I had the law under control. I spent thousands of dollars on a motorcycle and I didn't want that motorcycle to automatically make me a bad guy in anyone's eyes. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. I once dated a police officer. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then ghostridah comes along with his vest and lack of charm and ruins it. He threw it all away just to make us look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And you tell that ghostridah that if he wants to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader.

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this one was much more funny though, ill give you that

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Originally Posted by *GhostRide37

your sense of humor is just as douchey and humorless as the cop who joked my girlfriend was disposable....but nice try

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That right there is the worst thing you could have done. You could have raped a nun with no gear on and it would have been better. I'd take it back.

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Originally Posted by Jaynnus

:jackie:

I'm still not gonna be ATGATT (or whatever that gay fucking acronym is) even after my lesson learned! :wink:

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Who's gonna complain about you in less clothes?

I would, Alex, it's unsafe and Jane is indisposible.

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Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

You don't understand. He gave us all a bad name in the eyes of Johnny Law. For three years I had the law under control. I spent thousands of dollars on a motorcycle and I didn't want that motorcycle to automatically make me a bad guy in anyone's eyes. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. I once dated a police officer. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then ghostridah comes along with his vest and lack of charm and ruins it. He threw it all away just to make us look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And you tell that ghostridah that if he wants to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader.

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Yeah! He hoid dat story!:drink:

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Originally Posted by *GhostRide37

this one was much more funny though, ill give you that

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Dood.. Chris is being kind, almost friendly-uncle-like to get you to see the larger point and the error of your ways. What's so difficult with all this? On about 5 counts, ya got caught up in a cop's ire. You WEREN'T taking care of the dolly on the back. Ya got wise with the cop. You were speeding. The inspection sticker. ALL of it together. Jeez, you DO have insurance, right? Legitimate questions all.

But Chris' even more important point that he, the Doc, Deggs, hell lots of peeps have been pounding on all Spring and Summer, and now into Autumn (I hate to say Fall) is this: It's been a bad year up there. Lots of peeps have gotten killed up there in some spectacular ways, most of them covered pretty deeply by all the press up there (and remember, Chris writes for one of the papers). On top of that, a great many were caused by questionable activities. On top of THAT, there are organizations springing up to limit noise. Inspection points for BIKES. Everyone knows it. It's not funny like YOU say, it IS serious, like Chris says, in that it reflects on EVERYONE else. We all get to wear it. The publicity, the scrutiny from cops, the attitude. So, go have a laugh about what *I* got to say, too, lots here have in the past, but not this time, I suspect.

Dunno if ya ever met any of these peeps, but even in flames, it's pretty thoughtful here, and ya might consider giving just a scintilla of thought to what peeps are trying to get you to consider. Before that damned Piper comes to call.:idea:

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Originally Posted by toocrazy2yoo

Dood.. Chris is being kind, almost friendly-uncle-like to get you to see the larger point and the error of your ways. What's so difficult with all this? On about 5 counts, ya got caught up in a cop's ire. You WEREN'T taking care of the dolly on the back. Ya got wise with the cop. You were speeding. The inspection sticker. ALL of it together. Jeez, you DO have insurance, right? Legitimate questions all.

But Chris' even more important point that he, the Doc, Deggs, hell lots of peeps have been pounding on all Spring and Summer, and now into Autumn (I hate to say Fall) is this: It's been a bad year up there. Lots of peeps have gotten killed up there in some spectacular ways, most of them covered pretty deeply by all the press up there (and remember, Chris writes for one of the papers). On top of that, a great many were caused by questionable activities. On top of THAT, there are organizations springing up to limit noise. Inspection points for BIKES. Everyone knows it. It's not funny like YOU say, it IS serious, like Chris says, in that it reflects on EVERYONE else. We all get to wear it. The publicity, the scrutiny from cops, the attitude. So, go have a laugh about what *I* got to say, too, lots here have in the past, but not this time, I suspect.

Dunno if ya ever met any of these peeps, but even in flames, it's pretty thoughtful here, and ya might consider giving just a scintilla of thought to what peeps are trying to get you to consider. Before that damned Piper comes to call.:idea:

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well said :plusone:

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Originally Posted by toocrazy2yoo

You WEREN'T taking care of the dolly on the back.

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He had a fucking SHEEP on the back? Well now I agree he deserves a ticket. Thats just unsafe.

Many good attempts to get the point across here.

As someone who knows the area very well, I'll just add that Nantasket Beach is a hotbed of two-wheeled douchebaggery. The amount of nonsense the cops have to keep under control from both squids and pirates is pretty high and the exit routes, especially toward Weymouth, Quincy, Boston are patrolled for exactly this type of behavior.

Fair or not, that's the reality.

Riding into a target rich environment, sporting the full douchebag/squid profile is going to attract LEO's attention. Add a bit of speeding and a dose of attitude and the result is inevitable.

You may have been "profiled" based on these appearance markers, and that may not be completely fair, but ferchrissakes why do you want to make yourself an OBVIOUS target in a high enforcement area?

At 19, none of us are/were very good at seeing how the world sees us. We're more "inner-directed" at that age. Life get's a lot easier when you develop this ability early and only gets harder and more expensive when you don't.

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

He had a fucking SHEEP on the back? Well now I agree he deserves a ticket. Thats just unsafe.

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http://www.boomfox.com/forum/images/smilies/aargh.gif Yes, I suppose it is.. http://www.boomfox.com/forum/images/smilies/aargh.gif

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Originally Posted by SteveM

Many good attempts to get the point across here.

As someone who knows the area very well, I'll just add that Nantasket Beach is a hotbed of two-wheeled douchebaggery. The amount of nonsense the cops have to keep under control from both squids and pirates is pretty high and the exit routes, especially toward Weymouth, Quincy, Boston are patrolled for exactly this type of behavior.

Fair or not, that's the reality.

Riding into a target rich environment, sporting the full douchebag/squid profile is going to attract LEO's attention. Add a bit of speeding and a dose of attitude and the result is inevitable.

You may have been "profiled" based on these appearance markers, and that may not be completely fair, but ferchrissakes why do you want to make yourself an OBVIOUS target in a high enforcement area?

At 19, none of us are/were very good at seeing how the world sees us. We're more "inner-directed" at that age. Life get's a lot easier when you develop this ability early and only gets harder and more expensive when you don't.

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Another well said comment as well :plusone:



What is happening to NESR? People are nice, thoughtful, and give proper advice....:mope:

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Originally Posted by kb1ioq

Another well said comment as well :plusone:



What is happening to NESR? People are nice, thoughtful, and give proper advice....:mope:

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Hell the adviced USED TO be.

"Dude you should have ran, Pulled a wheelie too. I would have hid your bike in my garage and we coulda went out back and smoked some weed."

From what I know of the old NESR :lol: :poke:

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Originally Posted by Doc

Hell the adviced USED TO be.

"Dude you should have ran, Pulled a wheelie too. I would have hid your bike in my garage and we coulda went out back and smoked some weed."

From what I know of the old NESR :lol: :poke:

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lol now thats my kind of nesr:shredder:....just kidding. but joking aside i know that i was in the wrong and i knew everyone on here would get all over me....trust me i know how nesr goes. i even told my girlfreind i was gonna share the story on her and told her how everyone would hate me because she wasnt wearing much. in the same respect, dont get TOO caught up in my wrongness...after all, without me sharing my stories...what would all you people have to keep you going throughout the day at work....or just in general for some of you haha:nerdy:. thank you

Do we have pics of the gf yet?

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

Do we have naked pics of the gf yet?

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fixed (check the guess her muff thread)

:wavey: Ben

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Originally Posted by *GhostRide37

so i was riding through weymouth yesterday evening on my way back from Nantasket with my girlfriend on the back. i was wearing shorts:mope: sneakers:mope: and a T shirt:mope: and that icon feild armor back protector:beerbang:. she of course, because its hot out and she's a girl, was wearing short shorts and a tanktop:mope:. i try to get her to wear more but you know how the ladies are....or do you..

Anyways, so i was riding at what seemed like 45 mph max on this nice curvy n smooth road with no cars in front of me when a police bike coming the other way flashed his lights and then puled me over. he was "ya know, that vest thing isnt gonna do much good when ur going 51 and a car pulls out in front of me"....which makes it seem like im getting a ticket for the vest not speeding....cuz no matter if im going 20mph or 60 im gonna be fucked if that happens.
then he calls his backup buddy in a cruiser to come. he asked me why i didnt have an inspection sticker and i said because i just picked it up like 8 days ago. then the buddy cop made some more fun of my vest, and asked me why my girlfriend had nothing on, and asked if she must be "disposable" with a condescending chuckle. then i kinda flipped on him and said i cant make her wear shit if she doesnt want to, im not gonna dress her up like a doll etc etc. then he felt like an idiot so resorted to his police arrogance and yelled "lose the attidude punk, get the fuck over there next to your bike, fuking tough guy....tough guy" haha pretty funny actually. but the speeding was 51 in a 30...but he didnt check radar, clocked, estimated, posted, or anything....moron. that was 160, plus 50 for the sticker, plus 50 for the head injusry BS. needless to say i already sent it my ticket to appeal and circled in big red pen how he knows i was going 51. cop def. had some sort of vendetta against kids on sportbikes with their girlfriends

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Where in this OP did you cleverly hide the clues that you knew you were in the wrong?

I'm normally pretty good at knowing the difference between an angry rant about "the man" and a tongue in cheek story of knowing misbehavior.

I call BS on this. Enjoy paying the ticket. Even though the cops probably were a bit out of line, be thankful they didn't find/create a reason to impound the bike, arrest you and leave the GF on the side of the road.

I don't hate you.

:hug3:

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Originally Posted by *GhostRide37

after all, without me sharing my stories...what would all you people have to keep you going throughout the day at work....or just in general for some of you haha:nerdy:. thank you

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Very insensitive. Many of us are out of work. Ok, ok, not REALLY outta work (I'm a bum, myself), but we don't need all THIS to keep us going throughout the day..

Go forth. Do the right thing. Do not hurt yourself or others out there, or we'll do a memorial ride to go PISS on your grave.

We kid because we care, dood. :drink:

I'm still waiting on pics of the gf to make up for the squidness :-)

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Originally Posted by Doc

Kinder, gentler, more tolerant NESR.

More accepting if squidly behavior as to not scare people away. :D

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I was in Burlington VT Sun-Wed.

Everyone smokes weed up there like its their job.

We went on the ferry on champagne lake then camped at Grand Isle state park. We did goto North beach but it was horrible there.

ok first i aint reading 5 pages of shit so this might have been said. wheres the pics of ya girl in these short shorts on the back of ya bike?????? cops will be dicks if you dont suck up to them but they prolly seen a sexy girl wearing next to nuttin and wanted to check her out so again i ask WHERES THE PICS OF YA GIRL?? hahaa

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Originally Posted by danny86

I was in Burlington VT Sun-Wed.

Everyone smokes weed up there like its their job.

We went on the ferry on champagne lake then camped at Grand Isle state park. We did goto North beach but it was horrible there.

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And you didn't stop in to say hi? :wtf: