squid test

[Kham]

from the other site.


http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

some funny questions.

You like to ride in a group because
[a] help is immediate in case of an accident.
[b] there are more eyes looking out for cops.
[c] there is always someone to race.

The reason you drill your own brake rotors is:
[a] To reduce the brake friction area so brake pads last longer.
[b] So you can look as cool as the rest of the guys in the drive-in!
[c] To remove weight from the front of the bike, so you can wheelie better.

You are sitting in a hot tub, draining the life out of a beer, your friends decide to go for a quick ride, you
[a] stay where you are. hell, you have had half a beer!
[b] dump the remaining beer and throw on your leathers.
[c] don your flip-flops, shorts, tanktop and sunglasses, crush the can against your forehead, and go.
[d] say "Wait for me!", and go riding in the nude.

Before starting to ride do you:
[a] check to make sure all lights, cables and hydraulics are in good working order.
[b] make sure your radar detector is turned on
[c] rev the engine up to 6k from a cold start to shorten warm-up time.

the last question above, i would answer [b]. i would make sure the radar is working.

[Kham]

and for the question about if you like to ride in a group. my answer would be [b] there are more eyes looking out for cops.

[oreo_n2]

thats some funny shit. my roomate thinks i am weird for laughing at something on the internet.

my results:


So far, 8416 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 16 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

[Wayne-o]

You like to start a weekend ride
[a] before 5 in the morning.
[b] not before noon.
[c] only after a few beers.


I like the above question the best. And you know what my answer was.

My results...................

Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 8436 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 64 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

[oreo_n2]

yea right... you probably answered test questions honestly and it ended up calling you a prude!

come on, admit it!!!

[mikeb]

i scored a 72 " a halfway decent rider and wise ass who is way to narcissistic for his own good" sounds about right

[VinceF2]

Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 8501 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 78 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.

Must be a VFR thing

[twrayinma]

72 for me.

shockingly, i'm a wise-ass.

[gixxer6]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
thats some funny shit. my roomate thinks i am weird for laughing at something on the internet.

my results:


So far, 8416 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 16 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

Boy, aren't you the smart one with all you figures and stats! Hell, your knowledge is overwhelming me Hooligan! change your login to "damn hooligans"...

[Jaynnus]

Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 8515 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 12 (from 0 to 100), and 96 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

[Jaynnus]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
thats some funny shit. my roomate thinks i am weird for laughing at something on the internet.

my results:


So far, 8416 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 16 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

You mean you actually answered all 115 questions????

[oreo_n2]

i got a kick out of it. I stayed up late to answer those questions.

i could have scored lower if they had questions about riding around on flat tires to scrub the edges, using dad's belt sander on my knee pucks, getting bright green leathers to match my bright green ninja bike with clashing neon pink windscreen and putting that all together to cruise up and down lansdowne st all night etc....

[MC]

So far, 8522 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 70 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

[mikeb]

hhmmm 3 vfr's all with the same results.....we are a smart bunch

[Kham]

if you answered all questions then you'r not a squid. i can't believe you answer all questions. i couldn't even go thru the first 20. it's a waste like already said. guess im the real squid in here.

[Rice-rocket1]

Bored at work, did the entire test....

So far, 8743 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 52. Your grade was 69 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.