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SQUID TEST!!!! :D

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    SQUID PURITY TEST

    It is long but... You just have to find out if you are or not.


    My results:

    So far, 19449 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 82 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    Whoever wrote that test is a squid.

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    Your grade was 72 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
    Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass.

    I'll take halfway decent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    Whoever wrote that test is a squid.
    I think they were a BMW rider.

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    So far, 19455 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 73 (from 0 to 100), and 10 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic for his or her own good.

    Fuck that test.

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D


    So far, 19457 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 49 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised.

    Thank you very much for taking the time for this survey
    EDIT: Apparently, this wasn't my score.

    IMPORTANT NOTE: You may not have been quick enough to press the Click Here button on the prior page. Your IP address does not appear to match that of the test scores you are currently viewing! Click Here to check the previous record.
    [75.47.6.119] vs [209.198.75.134]

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    I lost interest around question 20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly View Post
    I lost interest around question 20.
    ADHD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTwisties View Post
    ADHD?


    I have to fill out 100 questions to get an answer I already know??? I say that!!!

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    I lost interest around question 20.
    #28 for me


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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    After reading the replys I lost interest before clicking on the link

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    Considering most of those questions didn't have the option I was looking for (but I didn't leave any blank).....

    Your grade was 88 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    Quote Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly View Post
    I lost interest around question 20.
    I must be really bad. IO lost interest at #15.

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    Whoever wrote that test is a squid.
    That is the most idotic test I've encountered in a long time. The person who wrote that test has a squidliness grade of 273 of a possible 100...

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    I scored a million points, i'm a perfect example of what a rider SHOULD be

    Actually, i got to around question 25 & realized Jay's right... a squid wrote that test.

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    Your grade was 65 Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    I did twelve questions and I want my 3 minutes back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Currently View Post
    I did twelve questions and I want my 3 minutes back.
    i could tell you how to get it back, but if you read that fuckin slow it'll take you alot more than 3 mintues to read how to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    i could tell you how to get it back, but if you read that fuckin slow it'll take you alot more than 3 mintues to read how to do it.
    15 seconds to read and respond to a question and now I am being accused of riding the short bus?

    Kiss my royal rosy red ass! :

    Where the hell were you in the nerd white boy assessment?

    That had more validity than this insipid excuse of a survey that
    is as relevent as faking an orgasm while masturbating.


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    SQUID TEST!!!! :D

    1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15...

    yeah, that's way to long to spend on one of those questions, especially if you did 12 of em
    but who am I to talk? I actually got to #25 before I said "this sucks" and gave up

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    I recognized "that it sucks" sooner than you did hurt your feelings?


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