Nutty neighbors/dangerous rider.

[tonup]

Neighbors boyfriend got his bike license the other day and stopped by to babble about it. Let me prefice this thing by saying I believe him a bullshitter. Here's the story and question. He took the course on Saturday (mystreriously he bummed his knee in the afternoon but skirted repeatedly to say how). Sunday took the 2nd part but didn't do well due to knee. Went to the hospital where they drained it and gave him morphine for pain. Took and passed the test on Monday and said he lost 3 points because he took his knee off of the tank while doing his u-turn. Does the test actually take points off for body positioning? Its been quite a while since I took the course. And can you actually get morphine for a knee drain?

My take: dropped the bike and himself, can't really ride even though he brags of riding gixxers at 170 illegaly. Just got his license back from a 2nd drinking oops. Soon to be on the roads with you and I. And he went on about how he could drag the pegs of the rebel 250

I find it funny yet damn scary.

[Doc]

No Morphine for a knee drain...

No points off for knee off the tank.

[Wishbone]

Sounds like a hip cat. Maybe you could introduce him to my neighbor from down the street. Kid got a newer 600rr this season, and feels the need to wheelie 8 outta 10 times he passes my house

[butcher bergs]

My take: dropped the bike and himself, can't really ride even though he brags of riding gixxers at 170 illegaly. Just got his license back from a 2nd drinking oops. Soon to be on the roads with you and I. And he went on about how he could drag the pegs of the rebel 250

I can't stand this guy already. Have him sign up here...should be fun.

[Doc]

Better yet get him to a trackday. :

[butcher bergs]

Better yet get him to a trackday. :

I think he should get an Arrow exhau....wait, wrong thread.

[Stiggy]

Don't worry, I have a staunch belief in darwinism.

[DucDave]

Have him join NESR...he'll fit right in.

[tonup]

No Morphine for a knee drain...

No points off for knee off the tank.

I didn't think so on either account. I hide from these people. Its funny to get a call to figure out why his tile saw won't spray water. When your half shit faced and don't hook up the tube to the pump what do you expect. He'll be riding his girlfriends harley so she can buy a new one so not NESR worthy. That house makes this place look like a normal family

[nt650hawk]

gixxer you say! I don't believe any of them.

[Stan]

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.151 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

Lol sounds like a great neighbor.

[FlynGSXR1k]

sounds like the 19 yr old that came up to me and told me he did custom work on his r6 for stunting (chain, spockets etc) then proceeded to tell me he ripped it at 170 down I-93 in methuen....

I call BULLSHIT on both!

[DucDave]

Just got his license back from a 2nd drinking oops.

I find it funny yet damn scary.

Funny...not haha funny though. And scary for sure....and, no talking to him either I'll bet.

An acquaintence of mine has a daughter who was just dumped off the back of a bike when her boyfriend did a wheelie...halter top and no helmet. They were both drunk and, according to her mother, no lesson learned. Maybe it will sink in when she realizes the major scaring she'll have from the road rash covering most of her back.

...but, probably not...

[KillBill]

tell him to go tell his story on gixxer.com

[DaSarge]

Did you tell him about NESR

[Jaynnus]

You can drag pegs on the rebel in a heart beat...that I will believe, the rest no so much

[Pittenger5]

But did he buy the Hayden edition?

[tonup]

Did you tell him about NESR

Oh hell no! His stories would add much comic relief though. Its bad enough I have to live .1 mile from them as it is. I don't need to log on & have to deal. Sad thing is he's 35 I think. You'd think he would have more sense being that age and he has a 2+ foot Army Airborne sticker on the truck. I don't want to have to ask for his dd214. Hell, its free entertainment til someone gets hurt.

[DucDave]

Sad thing is he's 35 I think.