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Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

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    Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Here's my solution: It's amazing how a spray of brake fluid all over someones windshield backs them off. Of course then they come after you when they figure out what happened. Don't try this at home. I am a professional lunatic.

    In case you want to know how this was done: http://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index...owtopic=116942

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    a good way to increase the chances of being hit by someone tailgating you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    a good way to increase the chances of being hit by someone tailgating you
    what he said

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    I would be afraid that the tailgater would want to run me off the road after spraying that allover their car..

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    yeah I got pretty much the same reaction from the other forum. It was fun to do anyway. I haven't really used it yet anyway. But...

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    just be careful because once the windshield is clear they are looking for your plate and calling the cops. that mod is an arrestable offense.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    That's why you spray and haul ass.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    handful of ball bearings or marbles work well and there's no evidence.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by mikeb View Post
    handful of ball bearings or marbles work well and there's no evidence.
    except for a bunch of ball bearings and marbles all over the road and a ton of witnesses

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    I'd hate to be toolin along and run over a bunch of marbles or ball bearings in the road while on the bike.

    The asshole in me LOVES this mod. Good job!

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Am I the only one with a fucking sense of humor??? Awesome mod! Now hook up a sqeeze bottle of oil to your headers.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    my problem with this is you can't keep all of the brake fluid from not getting on your bike. brake fluid eats paint if not cleaned off soon. not sure how it affects plastics but if you have a metal tank and get brake fluid on there and it gets to the metal then paint won't stick there again. or so I've been told.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    The asshole in me LOVES this mod.
    No I don't!

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Now if you can mount some kind of ignitor back there, that would be impressive. Somebody is riding your ass, shoot a 10 foot flame back at them. That would back them off.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by G21forme View Post
    Am I the only one with a fucking sense of humor??? Awesome mod! Now hook up a sqeeze bottle of oil to your headers.
    I have a sense of humor and i like this mod in a comic strip kind of way. but think about trying to have your wipers wipe away brake fluid and the residue that prevents immediate clearing of the windscreen and i can see this ending badly. if it is something you show your friends, it is hillarious! if it is something you use... the risk does not outweigh the benefit.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    I have a sense of humor and i like this mod in a comic strip kind of way. but think about trying to have your wipers wipe away brake fluid and the residue that prevents immediate clearing of the windscreen and i can see this ending badly. if it is something you show your friends, it is hillarious! if it is something you use... the risk does not outweigh the benefit.
    Seriously bro you have been PM"ing me and giving me shit about every post I've made all day, I thought the vid was funny so please stop attacking all of my posts.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    I have a sense of humor and i like this mod in a comic strip kind of way. but think about trying to have your wipers wipe away brake fluid and the residue that prevents immediate clearing of the windscreen and i can see this ending badly. if it is something you show your friends, it is hillarious! if it is something you use... the risk does not outweigh the benefit.
    I'm going to have to agree with this one...if someone did this to me your plate would be with ALL the local PD in minutes.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by G21forme View Post
    Seriously bro you have been PM"ing me and giving me shit about every post I've made all day, I thought the vid was funny so please stop attacking all of my posts.
    Wow... I sent you one PM about you taking me to seriously and you blow up. Dude i do not have a problem with you. You made a point, i made a point, i am not attacking you. I think this thing is funny i just do not think it is a good idea. if you are going to continue to get offended please pm me and we will work something out.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    i want to eat lots of asparagus and pee in it

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    i usually tailgate people. are you that slow?

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Great mod for sure

    Quote Originally Posted by CBR929RE View Post
    brake fluid eats paint if not cleaned off soon. .
    Get the 5.1 Silicone based and spray away

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    except for a bunch of ball bearings and marbles all over the road and a ton of witnesses

    no, no, no after said ball bearings are released from your hand they'll be no launching device left on your bike. there windshields, grill will be in peices or spider webbed making them looking for your license plate unlikely. shit will they even know it came from you? plus do to the natural crowning of the road they will roll to the side out of harms way after fucking up said tailgaters ride. thats why you use round objects.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Shrug.. I have no problem with people following me as close as they want. I rarely even give it a second thought. If there's contact, well, then we have something to talk about. People need to stop getting their panties all up in a bunch. No blood no foul.

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    Re: Ever wish people wouldn't tailgate you?

    Put soapy water in that rig and make bubbles for the kids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitz
    Shrug.. I have no problem with people following me as close as they want. I rarely even give it a second thought. If there's contact, well, then we have something to talk about. People need to stop getting their panties all up in a bunch. No blood no foul.

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    yea I would much rather wait till im in the hospital to deal with someone on my ass. Rearend collisions don't end too well while on two wheels

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