Saturday Aug. 4th, our annual group ride/BBQ/Luau pool party!

[Kham]

i'll take a female passenger but only if you bring your own helmet and weight less than 200lbs top. i don't need milk either.

[Nate Dawg]

Don't listen to Kham, He'll post up the night before that he just got in from wherever and can't make it.

I didn't get in till 3:30 in the AM either. 3 hours of sleep made it tough to get up.

[Nate Dawg]

Also.... Sorry I can't make it to the party. I've got a concert to go to that day. I hope you guys have a blast and stay safe.

[MissTwisties]

Don't listen to Kham, He'll post up the night before that he just got in from wherever and can't make it.

I'm waiting for that response from him, actually... (but always have the slight hope he will actually show up and I can meet the "ticket asian magnet" in person)

Just teasing Kham...it would be nice if you actually made it for once.

[Kham]

Don't listen to Kham, He'll post up the night before that he just got in from wherever and can't make it.

I didn't get in till 3:30 in the AM either. 3 hours of sleep made it tough to get up.

sorry dude. you're not a Triumphdog. you're a Toughdog.

[Nate Dawg]

sorry dude. you're not a Triumphdog. you're a Toughdog.

I'm just bustin yer

We'll catch up anoter time!

[Cheese]

i'll take a female passenger but only if you bring your own helmet and weight less than 200lbs top. i don't need milk either.

How big is the bottom of a girl with a 200lb top?

[Dianne]

i'll take a female passenger but only if you bring your own helmet and weight less than 200lbs top. i don't need milk either.

It's ok to be picky. I'm picky about who I ride with... and who gets milk. Aren't Asians lactose intolerant anyway?

Besides, I don't want to be left behind the pack because I'm sitting on the side of the road while you argue with the cop as to why you shouldn't be getting a ticket.

[Cheese]

I like to go fast. Solo.

That's exactly what your girl was complaining about today!

[Dianne]

That's exactly what your girl was complaining about today!

[MissTwisties]

-MissTwisties & Stephan
-Diana
-Headstrong +1
-Knobby & Pat
-Andy & Denise (party only)
-Matt & Tammy (party only)
-BusaAlan + 4 (1 passenger + 3 more bikes)
-TheCaveman
-Pete + Christine
-Christina +1
-Capt1014 (Kirk) and Melissa
-Stevecbr900rr +1
-Kham
-ku996r +1
-Reiobard + Mzdagrl
-Jessica & Steve
-Jay636R +1
-BillGSX1300R +1
-JeffCBR1100
-NeverLost (from SRNE)
-Matthew +1
-FastJohnny +1
-Newthreads
-OreoGitorio
-97BladeRider
-Bogz (Brian)
- Lee-- maybe
-hyooz2004 +1
-fasterthanu+1 maybe
-Kerrie & Ron +2 (party only)
-Neighbor & his 2 roomates (all ride sportbikes)
-Duey +1
-Justin G. (party only, crashed his 999)
-ginkof
-Adrenalinechic, maybe party only
-TESTINGurTOMATO
-Hugo & Jackie (party only)
-Heather & Marv
-AndyC --maybe
-Josephd14 -- strong maybe
-04ZRX -- ride only, strong maybe pretty sure
-ErionCass +1
-C7Assassin
-J40

[Kham]

It's ok to be picky. I'm picky about who I ride with... and who gets milk. Aren't Asians lactose intolerant anyway?

Besides, I don't want to be left behind the pack because I'm sitting on the side of the road while you argue with the cop as to why you shouldn't be getting a ticket.

you should have specify big fat white boy with gixxer only or the with 12". it's ok you're not interested but just so you know im not picky. there's no way i get a ticket cause 300 + lbs would slow the bike down.

[MissTwisties]

So Dianne, you riding with Kham, eh?

[Cheese]

should have specify big fat white boy with gixxer only or the with 12". it's ok im not picky. there's no way i get a ticket cause 300 + lbs would slow the bike down.

Dude, it's a quarter till 10:00pm and I'm 2 margaritas deep so I'll have to take another look at this post in the morning. Right now, it makes no sense to me what so ever.

[Kham]

Dude, it's a quarter till 10:00pm and I'm 2 margaritas deep so I'll have to take another look at this post in the morning. Right now, it makes no sense to me what so ever.

ok dude. you do that but don't read in too much. it's really simple. i just forgot the subject "you" but not you. fixed it.

[Dianne]

you should have specify big fat white boy with gixxer only or the with 12". it's ok you're not interested but just so you know im not picky. there's no way i get a ticket cause 300 + lbs would slow the bike down.

If you can't take some good natured ball busting go fuck yourself. Bring tweezers.

[MissTwisties]

Ummm....can we please keep this thread friendly? It's about having a good time with great people very soon, please....

[hammadown]

Dude, it's a quarter till 10:00pm and I'm 2 margaritas deep so I'll have to take another look at this post in the morning. Right now, it makes no sense to me what so ever.

[Josephd14]

I don't know about you V, But i'm having a good time reading..

[Kham]

If you can't take some good natured ball busting go fuck yourself. Bring tweezers.

diane, sorry but that was "busting you" as well even though i didn't put emoticon. can we still be friends?

[Kham]

ok let's change subject. man... the list is too long, im having second thoughts now. im feeling like a cat. maybe i'll just show up for burger. Joe, kurt, etc. y'all in?

[MissTwisties]

ok let's change subject. man... the list is too long, im having second thoughts now. im feeling like a cat. maybe i'll just show up for burger. Joe, kurt, etc. y'all in?

Whaaaaa?!?!?! I knew it! You're a cat fo sure, more like a freakin PUSSY dude! You scared of meeting the infamous V, mm?? Every single year, you bail out. Same story, never change "I'm bailing out of the ride, but I might show up for burgers" (and you don't) Fawkin asian squid!












...are you serious tho? You're not coming?

[Kham]

ok lighten up everyone. here's an old joke.

Joke Long but good

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10-lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads,"If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-lb. program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So, for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies. "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

[Kham]

Whaaaaa?!?!?! I knew it! You're a cat fo sure, more like a freakin PUSSY dude! You scared of meeting the infamous V, mm?? Every single year, you bail out. Same story, never change "I'm bailing out of the ride, but I might show up for burgers" (and you don't) Fawkin asian squid!






...are you serious tho? You're not coming?

not serious. sure i wanna meet you. you work so hard for this.

[MissTwisties]

Good joke!