thought i start one. someone go ahead make a plan.
"fuckit!"
Can you guarantee me a speeding ticket on this ride? I'm not Asian....
how many you want?Originally Posted by highsider
Can you guarantee me a speeding ticket on this ride? I'm not Asian....
for you
"fuckit!"
how many you want?
for you
Well, I'd prefer none, but every time you ride the police seem to get involved.
do i have to separate you two
~ Life passes most people by while they're busy making grand plans for it.~
that's because they wanna suck a cock.Well, I'd prefer none, but every time you ride the police seem to get involved.
"fuckit!"
do i have to separate you two
"fuckit!"
Then why would they pull *you* over?
(I'm sorry, you left that wide open. And yes, I'm bored at work. More people need to get in trouble here in vermont so I can be more busy.
riding with Kham makes the day that much more exciting. He really keeps you on your feet. or in your case KNEES
08 Ape RSV1000R
09 Ram 1500 Black Big Horn
10 Mini Cooper S sleeper (hers)
if i were to get in trouble in VT and highsider is in charge, what do you think would happen? i think he would be too busy raping...
"fuckit!"
Is this a fill in the blanks? Because its not rape if the sheep likes it, or at least thats what my uncle told me.
ok good one. if the table is turn i'd rape you for sure
"fuckit!"
Flattery will get you everywhere.
hey bitch, your father must be this chief here. the sheep must have liked it.
Joke
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
"fuckit!"
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