Your 2006 Goals

[bentbryan]

I'm up for 'Racing America' sometime! I've heard that they frown upon bumping alittle more than F1. So Chad, when you see the blue flag waving...get the fuck outta my way!!!! Beoattch!

Although F1 has the bar for apres-race festivities!

After Thanksgiving I'll try to start the F1 thing up again. I just cleaned out my truck and found a packet I got there last year when I renewed my competition license, 4 free races (it's a buy one get one free deal so I'd be doing 8 races that day) and some other goodies Should be fun again as usual

8 races?! Now we're talking! 4 on each course?

[a13x]

A NESR thread that's fallen off-topic and filled with useless banter? IMPOSSIBLE.

[Hardcore]

Originally posted by a13x
A NESR thread that's fallen off-topic and filled with useless banter? IMPOSSIBLE.

useless banter?
don't be jealous ------------------ BIATCH! I guess we can call you a racer NOW! so we can invite you too------if you can handle it!!!


+ BRYAN---I'm so gonna put you into the wall--HARD!!!!
+ while you're waiting for someone to come peel you off the tire barriers I'm gonna blister a record lap just so I can come around and fuckin slam into the back of your cart sooo fuckin hard it'll flip you over and spit you out on the track---at which point i'll slam on the brakes-do a 180- +run over your arm,then your leg,then your other leg,then your shoulder----then i'll cut off your ear + chew it up +spit the remains in your eye!!! at this point while you're in tears I'm gonna stand up + piss on your head------------BEEEATCH!

But just to show there's no hard feelings--I'll get Alex to give you a red bull so you can grow wings + fly yourself to Mass General!! NO ONE LAPS ME

[bentbryan]

Chad, you're all done! If I remember correctly, last time you were holding up just about EVERYONE in the race. It wasn't until Degsy smashed into you (and sent your visor flyin') that you gotta outta everyone's way!

So bring it booeatttch!!!!

[Hardcore]

Originally posted by bentbryan
Chad, you're all done! If I remember correctly, last time you were holding up just about EVERYONE in the race. It wasn't until Degsy smashed into you (and sent your visor flyin') that you gotta outta everyone's way!

So bring it booeatttch!!!!

Well----there is truth to that above statement!

the true part being-Degsy smashed into me-------------actually-since I was leading (not surprisingly) + Degsy was tooo slow to get past me-he pulled the pussy move of laying the bumper to me going into the corner-putting me HARD into the wall! SOOO-

Bryan------------DEAD
Degsy-----------DEAD
Who's next on my list?

[OreoGaborio]

Originally posted by hardcore
+ BRYAN---I'm so gonna put you into the wall--HARD!!!!
+ while you're waiting for someone to come peel you off the tire barriers I'm gonna blister a record lap just so I can come around and fuckin slam into the back of your cart sooo fuckin hard it'll flip you over and spit you out on the track---at which point i'll slam on the brakes-do a 180- +run over your arm,then your leg,then your other leg,then your shoulder----then i'll cut off your ear + chew it up +spit the remains in your eye!!! at this point while you're in tears I'm gonna stand up + piss on your head------------BEEEATCH!

But just to show there's no hard feelings--I'll get Alex to give you a red bull so you can grow wings + fly yourself to Mass General!! NO ONE LAPS ME

[bentbryan]

Chad, don't ever use my name and the word 'hard' in a sentence together. I know you have some sort of strange fantasy world going on involving sodomizing Pete, but I'm sorry, I just don't swing that way. And if I did, I'm certain I wouldn't swing with you.

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by bentbryan
I know you have some sort of strange fantasy world going on involving sodomizing Pete, but I'm sorry, I just don't swing that way. And if I did, I'm certain I wouldn't swing with you.

i know, right? for a straight guy he sure talks about fag-sex more than anyone else on here (inc the resident homo) and throws that little around a lot...

[Hardcore]

Originally posted by bentbryan
Chad, don't ever use my name and the word 'hard' in a sentence together. I know you have some sort of strange fantasy world going on involving sodomizing Pete, but I'm sorry, I just don't swing that way. And if I did, I'm certain I wouldn't swing with you.

BRYAN-------------HARD you're right-those two DON'T go together!

How's This---------FUCK OFF CUNT!!!! Better?

[Hardcore]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
i know, right? for a straight guy he sure talks about fag-sex more than anyone else on here (inc the resident homo) and throws that little around a lot...

Hey listen Mr. "Resident Homo"--------I can't help it if there are a bunch of closet on here!

[R7]

Originally posted by bentbryan
Chad, don't ever use my name and the word 'hard' in a sentence together. I know you have some sort of strange fantasy world going on involving sodomizing Pete, but I'm sorry, I just don't swing that way. And if I did, I'm certain I wouldn't swing with you.

I louve you man

I feel like pete gayboraoldt tonight, i gotds drunktded

[bentbryan]

You sound more drunkerest!

[R7]

Originally posted by bentbryan
You sound more drunkerest!

Yeah, my head still hurts