Most insane quotes overheard at NHIS

**RSVMILLE661** · 03-01-06, 11:36 AM

(some may be fictional)

Darkchylde: I’d give Jay the taco stamp of approval…. On his face.

Oreogaborio: Blaahaaaaaaaaaaaah Muwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…. I only had 17 beers.

Hardcore: I thought I saw a cheese burger at the apex of 12, so I leaned over to pick it up, the next thing I know I’m waking up in the fuckin’ infirmary.

Hessogood: So let me get this straight, they put the tire on backwards? ( I believe it was jay who had a brickstone put on backwards)

Trackdog: So yeah, this one time, I shot myself in the leg.

GMAN226: I set my fastest lap time hung over…oh and won the race.

Gixxer6: Dude, fuckin’ Dude… MOHTAHD! Dude.! (picture the “extreme” guys from Harold and Kumar.)

Legalspeed: So I’ve been a novice for 3 years, its not cherry picking.

Kip: (2 years ago) Yeah my wife knows I do this. (Last year) I dunno why people think a 1:14 is fast?

Peter Kates: (during my penguin school) yeah, chopping the throttle in the middle of a corner is measurable through a bunghole pucker factor algorithm.

Degsy: I am not Scotty Greenwood, as such I do not have super powers in turn 2.

Oxx: Heath quit yer bitchin. Cripes.

Me: Yeah, some safety Nazi in tech inspection said I needed a rear brake that works. WTF, Aprilia’s rear brakes never work, he should know that.

**GMAN226** · 03-01-06, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
(some may be fictional)

GMAN226: I set my fastest lap time hung over…oh and won the race.

Me: Yeah, some safety Nazi in tech inspection said I needed a rear brake that works. WTF, Aprilia’s rear brakes never work, he should know that.

These are most true.. The 17.6 I did on my Gixxer is the fastest do date and I was hurting..

And the Aprilia rear brake is a 996cc 60 degree V Twin. That single pot Brembo is for show..

G-man

**OreoGaborio** · 03-01-06, 01:58 PM

i've never had 17 beers at one time in my life... 10, 15, maybe... but 17? never

And it was only that one weekend that Manda Pants was tryin to get my hammered. She's a HORRIBLE influence

**SVRACER01** · 03-01-06, 06:10 PM

no no...

Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
(some may be fictional)

Darkchylde: you mushroom stamp my numberplate and ill taco stamp jays..face...plate

Dan: they put my tire on backwards so i had them change it around.. ( to which i replied) the tires not on backwards... your rim is!!

Gixxer6: Dude, fuckin’ Dude… MOHTAHD! Dude.! SHIGGLES!!!(picture the “extreme” guys from Harold and Kumar.)

Oxx: Heath quit yer bitchin. Cripes. dont ask for my opinion and then tell me im wrong!!

**SVRACER01** · 03-01-06, 06:13 PM

OH!! and dont forget..

morning announcements... "novice red group will start in 15 minutes... it looks like someone is already ready to go. Rider #337 please come get your bike at the start/finish line..its not your turn yet"

**OreoGaborio** · 03-01-06, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by SVRACER01
OH!! and dont forget..

morning announcements... "novice red group will start in 15 minutes... it looks like someone is already ready to go. Rider #337 please come get your bike at the start/finish line..its not your turn yet"

best.... quote.... EVER!!!

Poor Heath... I really wish someone got that on audio tape

**Hardcore** · 03-04-06, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by SVRACER01
OH!! and dont forget..

morning announcements... "novice red group will start in 15 minutes... it looks like someone is already ready to go. Rider #337 please come get your bike at the start/finish line..its not your turn yet"

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I laughed my ass off at that inside my tent!!!!!

man, Heath was pissed at you

you shouldn't oughta have done that

**Hardcore** · 03-04-06, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
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Hardcore: I thought I saw a cheese burger at the apex of 12, so I leaned over to pick it up, the next thing I know I’m waking up in the fuckin’ infirmary.

I never said that you fukker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but when I woke up in the hospital, Jay + Erin were nice enough to bring me a cheeseburger!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

**x2468** · 03-06-06, 01:17 AM

i have to race with you guys one day.... seriously.

**Hardcore** · 03-06-06, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by x2468
i have to race with you guys one day.... seriously.

one day my son, you will be old enough to race with the big boys !

**OreoGaborio** · 03-06-06, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by x2468
i have to race with you guys one day.... seriously.

just hangin out at the track is fun enough, but i decided to join in on the on-track shinanigans this year... I shoulda bought a Motard just for chad

**Hardcore** · 03-06-06, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
I shoulda bought a Motard just for chad

ya, that way when I knock you down I wouldn't have to feel bad for doing it!
did you finally get a bike--YET ?

**OreoGaborio** · 03-06-06, 11:57 PM

I've had a bike since October Ask Johnny Valve Stem, he'll tell ya all about it.

**Hardcore** · 03-07-06, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
I've had a bike since October Ask Johnny Valve Stem, he'll tell ya all about it.

ya but have you paid for it + recieved it YET ?

**OreoGaborio** · 03-07-06, 07:29 PM

What's wrong, Chad? Ya got Jim F's cock stuck in one ear & a motard parked on top of the other? I said "ask Johnny Valve Stem, he'll tell ya all about it". What's so hard to understand?

**Hardcore** · 03-07-06, 09:35 PM

well fucknut, I did talk to Johnny after Xmas, + he still had the bike + he said you were such a cheap squid that you hadn't paid for it yet!!
so I guess that "October" shit that just spewed from your pickle smokin hole is just that--bullshit!!!
+ Jim F(ag) is a broad + broads don't have cocks, unless it's your broad.

**OreoGaborio** · 03-07-06, 10:06 PM

check your PM's

**Hardcore** · 03-07-06, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
check your PM's

I've checked my P(enis) M(uscle)s

very impressive--thank you!

**OreoGaborio** · 03-07-06, 10:38 PM

actually i meant pussy mucus.... it's dripping everywhere tryin to wash out the sand & it's grossin me out

**FireFly** · 03-07-06, 11:33 PM

I'm tempted to start printing out threads like this to read when I need a laugh.
PriCeLess .. LOL

**gixxer6** · 03-08-06, 04:11 PM

Scotty, you got mine right on da money....well done....you even included enough "DUDE's"....hahaaa...

**OreoGaborio** · 03-08-06, 04:43 PM

I'd just like to reiterate MP's horrible influence... Even though I was the one that "put" it there, I think we can all blame HER for the vomit in the middle of the camp ground.

**Hardcore** · 03-08-06, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
I'd just like to reiterate MP's horrible influence... Even though I was the one that "put" it there, I think we can all blame HER for the vomit in the middle of the camp ground.

I'm kinda glad I was at the hospital in a coma + got to miss that!!

**OreoGaborio** · 03-08-06, 07:14 PM

and i'm glad i was hammered beyond belief cuz i missed most of it too

**SVRACER01** · 03-09-06, 08:04 PM

there might be a replay of said events at VIR or the first race weekend

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