LRRS racing exam

[Degsy]

This is completely stolen, not my work. Very funny though.

Degs



Official LRRS Racing Exam

1. Spell "Loudon"

2. If you see a cop on the track you should:
a. Speed up
b. Give him the finger
c. Turn around because you took a right at turn 2 and now you're on
Rte. 106

3. What is the purpose of an umbrella girl?
a. To advertise Campari
b. To keep herself dry in the torrential NH rains
c. To give your wife yet another excuse to keep you off the track

4. Math question: If racing fuel costs $47.75 for 5 gallons, how many Long Island ice teas exchanges could you make on the fuel saved when your bike craps out with 2 races to go.

5. What percentage of an ambulance ride is covered by your AAA policy?

6. How many spectators typically attend an LRRS event?
a. 10
b. 20
c. Who cares?

7. How long is the racetrack?
a. 1408 fathoms
b. 1/2 of a beer
b. about as long as the run to the bathrooms

[RSVMILLE661]

Yes. very funny stuff.

[rocker]

[PinHead]

[legalspeed]

1. Loudin.

2. Run em over, twice.

3. Before or after the race?

4. Never enough.

5. You tell us.

6. Depends on how many riders crash out and have to stand there watching the rest of their race.

7. Not long enough for me to win yet.

[gonzo6]

Originally posted by legalspeed
1. Loudin.

2. Run em over, twice.

3. Before or after the race?

4. Never enough.

5. You tell us.

6. Depends on how many riders crash out and have to stand there watching the rest of their race.

7. Not long enough for me to win yet.

Looks like you are ready for the BONUS question.


...BTW Degsy's 165 mph run was only 153.3 mph NOT 156mph...my bad, BUT STILL!