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Weekend 8 Caption Contest

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    Weekend 8 Caption Contest








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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    1."Oh the things I'm gonna do with this squirrel"
    2.?
    3."Shit there goes my pillow! Oh, well I'll just use the tank"
    4." Mediocrity is such a TURN ON!"

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    I found this guy climbing a tree near turn tree.



    I owe Jay money, don't tell him.

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    1-"Wait till she sees the nuts"
    2-"Oh stop it Denno"
    3-"focus on your reference points, focus on your reference points"
    4-"funny it's smaller than I thought"

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    #2 what they were thinking
    Girl: why did I ever sleep with that guy, he's definitely gay.
    Guy with Girl: Hottie, 9:00
    Person of unknown gender on golf cart: I'd hit it
    Guy on Scooter (spoken with lisp): La la la, this is sooo much fun.

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    #1: umm.. why did this phallic-tailed wooden squirrel just fall out of your crotchal area?!

    #2: guy on scooter "i'm too sexy for this thing"
    girl in background "wow.. what is wrong with HIM?!
    guy with her "i'm just going to pretend i don't see that"
    guy on gofl cart in background "oh man, he's going down.. better get ready to scoop up the pieces.."

    #3: "look through the turn, look through the turn.. holy CRAP thats a tight turn!"

    #4: guy"i'm the king"
    girl "it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling... doo wop doo wop.."


    **i don't know anyone is any of these pics or their likelihood to get mad, but it is all in fun..

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    nobody will get mad haha... I like jay's...

    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    I owe Jay money, don't tell him.

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    aha

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest



    "That was a Squirrel in your kilt! I thought you were just happy to see me!"




    (This is Rick Blake Owner of LAPS) "HI Fellas!! (with lisp) Have you seen Ryan?"



    "Where did he go?, I don't want Denno raping me on the front straight!"


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    (This is Chad "Hardcore" and I THINK that might be his girlfriend)
    "It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that bling!" (and some coke and oxy's and... She HAS to be drugged!)

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitt View Post

    Did i put deodarant on this morning?

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    To quote PK, I "went in too hot and ran out of talent".

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

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    (This is Chad "Hardcore" and I THINK that might be his girlfriend)
    lol.. is there something I don't know about!!?

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    lol.. is there something I don't know about!!?

    Well it kinda LOOKS like his girlfriend... only younger. Maybe it is her daughter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Well it kinda LOOKS like his girlfriend... only younger. Maybe it is her daughter?

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post

    (This is Chad "Hardcore" and I THINK that might be his girlfriend)
    "It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that bling!" (and some coke and oxy's and... She HAS to be drugged!)
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    lol.. is there something I don't know about!!?
    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Well it kinda LOOKS like his girlfriend... only younger. Maybe it is her daughter?

    Doc, please tell my you get the joke...

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    Kitt, where are the pics from the last race weekend dude?

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    Mine:

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    Lorna:
    "Look what I just caught running towards you! You have to be safer with your nuts when you're wearing a kilt!"

    2.
    Rick:
    Silly boyssss, Size doesn't matter, it's how you ride it. (rick is 7'15")

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    Justin:
    What just fell off my bike in 12?

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    Chad:
    Ahhhhh, wood is good. And this is a cool medal they gave me too!

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    7'15" is big

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    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    Doc, please tell my you get the joke...
    Yes i get it.

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    1) Holy shit the fake squirrel is hung better
    2) Hi Noel
    3) Wrong direction??? FML!
    4) Money cant buy love my ass

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

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    lol.. is there something I don't know about!!?
    what u don't know won't hurt u brotha !!!

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    what u don't know won't hurt u brotha !!!
    not sure if you're on facebook, but that pic is there.

    p.s. Is she a gold digger, since you won her over with a silver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitt View Post
    not sure if you're on facebook, but that pic is there.

    p.s. Is she a gold digger, since you won her over with a silver?
    no, i'm not on facebook.
    + she was telling me just what she would do if it was gold !!!

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitt View Post
    Mine:

    1.
    Lorna:
    "Look what I just caught running towards you! You have to be safer with your nuts when you're wearing a kilt!"

    2.
    Rick:
    Silly boyssss, Size doesn't matter, it's how you ride it. (rick is 7'15")

    3.
    Justin:
    What just fell off my bike in 12?

    4.
    Chad:
    Ahhhhh, wood is good. And this is a cool medal they gave me too!




    #3 EVERYTHING falls off his bike

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    #1: My beaver has no fur.
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    [sorry Lorna, but it had to be said :-)]

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    Re: Weekend 8 Caption Contest

    #1: It's pretty obvious who wears the pants in this relationship.

    #4: Just imagine the girl he'd have gotten if he won 1st place.

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