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Ok, so my mother just got me with a stupid prank, had my cousin call up and said someone racked up 3500 bucks on my credit card, had me going for a bit. (Since they had my address and other stuff). So now I need a good one to get back at her, I was thinking of setting the house on fire, but all my stuffs in there so that wont work. I need something non-destructive (no sugar in the gas tank). Any ideas?
Use the power of the internet to your advantage - sign her up for every free sample you can find. Erectile disfunction, incontinance, the book of Mormon, etc...
i got a text from a guy i do work with the text read. i hear you got robbed last night..
Robber said give him your cell or a blow job......
i see you still have your cell ...........
good work
kind of lame and not for your mom but still good non the less
if she likes sugar in her coffee...the old swap with salt is always funny
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Get on her computer and close all the open windows so only the desktop is showing. Hit print screen to save a picture copy of the desktop. Open up MSPAINT, past the picture in, and save it. Then set the saved picture as her background and delete all the icons off her desktop. Make sure to move the task bar to the right side of the screen and hide it. If she isn't very computer savy, she will be stumped for a long time.
Oh man, thats a good one, shes a computer moron
thats great...Quote:
Originally Posted by ZX-12R
did that a month ago at workQuote:
Originally Posted by ZX-12R
a co-worker popped out all the keys on a keyboard and alphabetized it
also, many video cards allow display rotation. rotating the screen 180 degrees always causes confusion
Bag. Poop. Fire. Doorstep.
I live at home, Id have to put out my own prank and end up with dookie on my shoe
how about a bumper sticker on the car?
You live at home?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pittenger5
I guess the joke is on you, huh. :D
Yah, my life is just one huge joke. Ive accepted that.
:spit: :lmao: Oh man, I'm totally doing that to my supervisor :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZX-12R
Just as a note, you dont need to delete the icons, in one of the options menus where you change the background and stuff, theres a "hide all icons" button, so at least its easy to fix everything when the jokes over
windows XP Pro you can right click the desktop to Hide Icons
I live at home too. It feels nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIglu
The best part is the magic fridge fairy that fills the fridge with food every week. I like that part
pepper spray on her car door handles.
I do that to my secretary all the time. Then when she leaves the room I put it back. So far she has no idea. Plus using the "hide desktop icons" makes it a quick fix so I dont get caught.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZX-12R
I looked into installing pcAnywhere on a desktop, so I could move the mouse on them when they were trying to use the computer
Take all the drawers out of her dresser, turn the dresser upside down, then reinstall all the drawers. Now flip the dresser back right side up.
As soon as she opens the first drawer everything will fall out. The remaining drawers she will study and wonder how you managed to get everything put in there upside down folded exactly as she left them.
If she drinks canned soda, grab an empty and cut the bottom ring out of it. Take a full can and punch a hole in the bottom to drain the liquid. Refill it with something obviously not her favorite soda (like oh say, salt water) then use silicone to attach the cut piece to the bottom of the can sealing the hole. The top will be intact so most likely she will pop the top like normal and take a good swig.
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All good stuff here guys!
Joel, your just not right :ill:
A good old construction prank is take caution tape, around 10'.
Tie it to something out behind/under her car. roll it up so it can't be seen. When she is driving it should fall out and have a big streamer of caution tape. :D
If she has RWD throw some tip-ties (tie raps) and put them on her drive shaft long enough so when it rotates it hits the under carage. It will drive her nuts trying to figure out the noise.
If she has hubcaps. Pull them of and stick 3-4 wirenuts in and put it back on. Again the noise will drive her nuts.
Or put pin sized holes in her brake lines so they fail when she needs them most.
WTF is with saying "lives at home"? I have always lived at home. Even though I haven't lived with my my parents in like 7 years.
1. Fill up something, like her closet, with packing peanuts!
2. Individually Saran Wrap all of the stuff in her bedroom!
I like the caution tape idea, Im gonna hafta try that.
Theres some great ideas here, but most involve a lot of work, which Im just not into
duct tape her bedroom door shut while she's asleep. Horizontal strips from top to bottom.
Fill a large packing envelope full of shaving cream. Slide the opening under the door then stomp on it.
If she has her own bathroom saran the toilet, thats always good:naughty
Take her car out for a ride wait 10-15 minutes call your mom and tell her you just crashed her car.
Tell her that you are ok and her car is ok, but the person you just hit might need an ambulance.
I dont know how many times i have done this shit to my parents, but it got to the point that i did get into and accident they didn't believe me!
I got one.
Tell her you will move out. And DO IT!!! :lol:
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Or you could penny her door shut...
im gonna take that one and the toilet one and combine them.Quote:
Originally Posted by OreoGitorio
saran wrap the out side of her dorr so when she opens the door and walks out she walks into the saran wrap:D
Saran wrap the toilet bowl. :D
CTRL-ALT-down arrow will flip the computer screen upside down. CTRL-ALT-up arrow fixes it. you can use the left and right arrows to make is read sideways too.
Send an extra 1040 form to the IRS for her. Make sure to attach a schedule A with huge deducutions on it.
Can I move in with you Doc?Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc
If your kitchen sink has one of those spray nozzles, make sure it's pointed directly at where you would be standing, use some clear packing tape and tape the trigger to the handle. Next time she turns on the faucet.... soaking wet.
Along the same lines, if the door opens inward, you can saran the outside and then leave the very top open. Get a huge bag of dog food and fill the whole frame of the door. Then when they open it, it all comes spilling on top of them and into the room.Quote:
Originally Posted by SVRACER01
This one is a bit mean. Another prank I like is to push thumb tacks into a bar of soap deep in the middle. A few weeks later when the soap wears down they will get a nice surprise. Only works if they rub the soap directly on their skin.