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All good stuff here guys!
Joel, your just not right
A good old construction prank is take caution tape, around 10'.
Tie it to something out behind/under her car. roll it up so it can't be seen. When she is driving it should fall out and have a big streamer of caution tape.
If she has RWD throw some tip-ties (tie raps) and put them on her drive shaft long enough so when it rotates it hits the under carage. It will drive her nuts trying to figure out the noise.
If she has hubcaps. Pull them of and stick 3-4 wirenuts in and put it back on. Again the noise will drive her nuts.
Or put pin sized holes in her brake lines so they fail when she needs them most.
WTF is with saying "lives at home"? I have always lived at home. Even though I haven't lived with my my parents in like 7 years.
~ Life passes most people by while they're busy making grand plans for it.~
1. Fill up something, like her closet, with packing peanuts!
2. Individually Saran Wrap all of the stuff in her bedroom!
duct tape her bedroom door shut while she's asleep. Horizontal strips from top to bottom.
-Pete
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If she has her own bathroom saran the toilet, thats always good![]()
Take her car out for a ride wait 10-15 minutes call your mom and tell her you just crashed her car.
Tell her that you are ok and her car is ok, but the person you just hit might need an ambulance.
I dont know how many times i have done this shit to my parents, but it got to the point that i did get into and accident they didn't believe me!
I got one.
Tell her you will move out. And DO IT!!!![]()
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Saran wrap the toilet bowl.![]()
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CTRL-ALT-down arrow will flip the computer screen upside down. CTRL-ALT-up arrow fixes it. you can use the left and right arrows to make is read sideways too.
Send an extra 1040 form to the IRS for her. Make sure to attach a schedule A with huge deducutions on it.
If your kitchen sink has one of those spray nozzles, make sure it's pointed directly at where you would be standing, use some clear packing tape and tape the trigger to the handle. Next time she turns on the faucet.... soaking wet.
Along the same lines, if the door opens inward, you can saran the outside and then leave the very top open. Get a huge bag of dog food and fill the whole frame of the door. Then when they open it, it all comes spilling on top of them and into the room.
This one is a bit mean. Another prank I like is to push thumb tacks into a bar of soap deep in the middle. A few weeks later when the soap wears down they will get a nice surprise. Only works if they rub the soap directly on their skin.
So did you friggin do anything to your mom yet? Get on w/ it already.
-Pete
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Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.
Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.
-Pete
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'03 Tuono | '06 SV650 | '04 CRF250X | '24 Aprilia Tuareg
I messed with her computer, but shes expecting things now so Im laying low for a bit.
Im using their ski house this weekend, so there will be a LOT of fucking with things up there. And I love the caution tape under her car, so Im gonna do that soon too. Nothing destructive or violent though cause well, shes my mom and my boss and could really make my life more of a living hell if she wanted.