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What can brown do for you.

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    What can brown do for you.

    You know you can track your packages online right?


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    Re: What can brown do for you.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Going through some roads at a good pace a few months ago we came up on a UPS truck in a bad place to pass, after about 10 seconds of speed limit thanks to the truck there was a speed trap, go UPS.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    wtf?!?
    that must have been some great acid

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Good thing he had on all his gear.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    How is that possible? The front of the bike sustains no damage after he plowed it right into that platform.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    i was kinda actually waiting for the beep sound, meaning the UPS truck was going to do a reverse.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by D.Brown View Post
    How is that possible? The front of the bike sustains no damage after he plowed it right into that platform.
    Light bike, wasn't going very fast.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    I shall take your word for it sir. I guess this would be somewhat hard to fake considering I don't see any edits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.Brown View Post
    I shall take your word for it sir. I guess this would be somewhat hard to fake considering I don't see any edits.
    Given the title of the thread and your forum name, I understand your suspicion.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by D.Brown View Post
    How is that possible? The front of the bike sustains no damage after he plowed it right into that platform.
    Dirtbikes crash well.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    What's taking the driver so long to see what happened? Is this why packages take so long to be delivered?

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    What's taking the driver so long to see what happened? Is this why packages take so long to be delivered?
    UPS trucks have rear view monitors, the driver's probably laughing his ass off.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    What's taking the driver so long to see what happened? Is this why packages take so long to be delivered?
    I would be up front laughing my ass off if some guy crashed into the back of a gigantic brown truck riding a dirt bike wearing plaid shorts and boat shoes.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Did he even try to use the front brake? Doesn't appear so.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    I'm not sure what is worse, and contributes more to his high degree of dumb ass, the crash and the circumstances around it; or the fact that he posts the video up for others to see.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    I'd totally post that if it were me. Might as well get some laughs out of my dumbassery, eh?

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    And he looked down for a second or so... remember this when you want to text in your car.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Sure View Post
    I'm not sure what is worse, and contributes more to his high degree of dumb ass, the crash and the circumstances around it; or the fact that he posts the video up for others to see.
    If you think that's bad try watching his follow up video where he denies that the crash is his fault...

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I know how ya feel, sucka!!!

    I can laugh cuz it wasn't a tree



    Quote Originally Posted by a13x View Post
    Did he even try to use the front brake? Doesn't appear so.
    tough to tell for certain, but I def saw his right hand open & close pretty quick, presumably goin for the lever.



    HA! His phone or somethin ends up on the back of the truck.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by csmutty View Post
    If you think that's bad try watching his follow up video where he denies that the crash is his fault...
    Hilarious. What's his defense?

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Hilarious. What's his defense?
    Watch the fookin video....I ain't tellin you.

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    With a mouth like that, Imma make you my girlfriend.

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    Re: What can brown do for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by csmutty View Post
    Watch the fookin video....I ain't tellin you.
    I started to, almost immediately lost patience. It's what, 15 min long?!?

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