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Think this guy ever got laid using his bike
Last edited by Jim; 04-06-08 at 01:31 PM.
...and a can o tuna!!
"I'd rather ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"
Bikes: Ducati: 748 (Track) Honda: RC31 (Race/street)/ CRF 110 Mini Moto/ Hawk Endurance Racer Kawasaki: ZXR1200R
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alex (or a13x) sent me a link to this site on some thoughts on helmet choices and then I saw this thread...I had to post that this is funny stuff
Haha...great thread.
Two things: I guess I am demented for riding a bike, and got no problem with that.
And that guy laying on his bike...umm....NOT sexy. At all.
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Good luck this season getting laid everyone.
"I'd rather ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"
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Nice bump! It's still funny
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If you run into a wall with a helmet on, you still ran into a wall.
I enjoy this thread greatly.
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i used my bike to get laid once but i burnt myself on the exhaust...
I've gone down on my bike before and I even got my bike to go down on me once before!!!!
My bike is yellow. But it is a Ducati so does that make up for it?
No. Ducati's should only be RED!
"I'd rather ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"
Bikes: Ducati: 748 (Track) Honda: RC31 (Race/street)/ CRF 110 Mini Moto/ Hawk Endurance Racer Kawasaki: ZXR1200R
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I get sick of seeing red Ducati's. It also seems like the red fades faster than the yellow. I like the look of the 848 in white but it seems like everyone and their mother does too so that will be as played out as the red soon enough....well almost as played out.
"I'd rather ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"
Bikes: Ducati: 748 (Track) Honda: RC31 (Race/street)/ CRF 110 Mini Moto/ Hawk Endurance Racer Kawasaki: ZXR1200R
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Sooo..let me get this straight,...the twist of the right wrist is directly proportional to the height of the front wheel,......on any bike but a Gixxer,....and the height and duration of the loft is directly proportional to.....the size of your erection?,........the frequency of the wheelies is then exponentially related to the frequency of intercourse???....unless, of course, you ride a cruiser, ....in which case the size of your erection is directly proportional to the amount of chrome on your bike (in square cm's, square inches if HD)) divided by the length of your beard (in mm)?
Good, thing I'm already (happily) married......
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