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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    wow, that bike looks like it's never been dropped.
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    I'm willing to wager that he hasn't dropped it yet though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post
    correction: what do older mature women do to get laid.

    young girls don't need to do anything.

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    Using your bike to get laid....

    this is a great thread

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    Think this guy ever got laid using his bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBConz View Post
    Think this guy ever got laid using his bike
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    No. But I bet he got sunburn.

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    Using your bike to get laid....

    ...and a can o tuna!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    dennis, you have a lot to learn.

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    happy BF

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    alex (or a13x) sent me a link to this site on some thoughts on helmet choices and then I saw this thread...I had to post that this is funny stuff

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Haha...great thread.

    Two things: I guess I am demented for riding a bike, and got no problem with that.

    And that guy laying on his bike...umm....NOT sexy. At all.

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    Good luck this season getting laid everyone.

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    Nice bump! It's still funny

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    I enjoy this thread greatly.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    i used my bike to get laid once but i burnt myself on the exhaust...

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    hahah nice. i've been doing 9/10 of those things wrong. this is the same name I had when I played Counter-Strike like 10 years ago...


    quit lying Buddha, you know you still play CS with your old clan... c'mon, admit it!

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    I've gone down on my bike before and I even got my bike to go down on me once before!!!!




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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Whoh whoh whoh whoh!
    These things can get you laid?
    Where has this been all my life?

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    My bike is yellow. But it is a Ducati so does that make up for it?

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    No. Ducati's should only be RED!

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    I get sick of seeing red Ducati's. It also seems like the red fades faster than the yellow. I like the look of the 848 in white but it seems like everyone and their mother does too so that will be as played out as the red soon enough....well almost as played out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCT748 View Post
    I get sick of seeing red Ducati's
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    I want a yellow 998, but would take a white 848 if I could afford it

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by DBConz View Post
    Think this guy ever got laid using his bike
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    this thread is hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCT748 View Post
    I get sick of seeing red Ducati's.

    That is like saying you get sick of seeing Red Ferrari's.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Sooo..let me get this straight,...the twist of the right wrist is directly proportional to the height of the front wheel,......on any bike but a Gixxer,....and the height and duration of the loft is directly proportional to.....the size of your erection?,........the frequency of the wheelies is then exponentially related to the frequency of intercourse???....unless, of course, you ride a cruiser, ....in which case the size of your erection is directly proportional to the amount of chrome on your bike (in square cm's, square inches if HD)) divided by the length of your beard (in mm)?

    Good, thing I'm already (happily) married......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    That is like saying you get sick of seeing Red Ferrari's.
    The colors Doc, the colors.

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