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Where's my toaster?

  1. 03-15-05, 11:26 AM #1
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    Where's my toaster?

    Hello good people of NESR!

    Been lurking here and finally decided to register.

    I've been led to believe that if I register here, I'll get a toaster.

    Do you send it to my house, or do I have to pick up?

    Thanks!
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  2. 03-15-05, 11:33 AM #2
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    Where's my toaster?

    Ahhhh...You didn't read the fine print. Down there - right *THERE* - at the bottom, it clearly states, '...in order to receive your free toaster, as a valid member you must reach the 100 post mark in three days...'



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  3. 03-15-05, 11:44 AM #3
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    Where's my toaster?

    100 in three days?

    That's like...wait 3.14 x axis / 4 x volume....OK...


    That like 25 post per day?

    WTF?

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    Originally posted by babo
    100 in three days?

    That's like...wait 3.14 x axis / 4 x volume....OK...


    That like 25 post per day?



    WTF?

    exactly 25 x 3 = 100
    maybe we should give you a free toaster so you can have toast instead of that cup of stupid you had for breakfast

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    Quiet BEAR FUCKER!

    Now babo... get to work, you're getting a slow start on your post toaster quest!

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    Originally posted by oreo_n2
    Quiet BEAR FUCKER!

    Now babo... get to work, you're getting a slow start on your post toaster quest!
    Spring is coming and bears come out of hibernation.
    Did I mention they like oreo's? Yes both of you!

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    this thread rules for a newbie thread

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio


    this thread rules for a newbie thread


    i think i hit 100 in my first week didn't I? It's all that damned porn

    welcome

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  9. 03-15-05, 02:50 PM #9
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    Where's my toaster?

    Theres porn here?

    I had no idea.

    Porn will twist your mind.

    Moderator? How do I unsubscribe?


















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    hey babo, whats the deal with the horse/mulle or wtf ever in your avator? looks like it got shot in the head.

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    Originally posted by blackvfr
    hey babo, whats the deal with the horse/mulle or wtf ever in your avator? looks like it got shot in the head.

    My bike is a BMW R1100S.

    Some call these bikes “donkey” bikes, because the cylinders protrude out like sacks of coffee on Juan Valdez’s mule.
    Also, you can flog the piss out of e’m, put them up wet, and the next day there good as new.

    Like a donkey.


    The thing that looks like a drive-by-body-pierce is the BMW logo.

    Are there any BMW riders here????

    Here's a better pic



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    Originally posted by babo

    Also, you can flog the piss out of e’m, put them up wet, and the next day there good as new.

    Like a donkey.
    What did you just say, Senor?


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    Highsider MUST < caps lock > flog his burro...
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    Where's my toaster?

    Que the Beverly Hillbillies music and enter:highsider, our resident farmer/livestock owner.....

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    Have you seen my baseball?

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    Ding! Fries are done!

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    Is this the dungeon?

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    Originally posted by babo
    Is this the dungeon?
    yes. and I'm the gatekeeper and you're the pooch

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    holy FUCK dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    that is DEFINITELY getting saved to my HD for future michevious deeds

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio


    holy FUCK dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    that is DEFINITELY getting saved to my HD for future michevious deeds
    You don't mean something like Photshop, do you ?

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    Where's my toaster?

    I should check out this part of the forum more often, and not just when girls sign up.

    Some of this shit is pretty funny.

    I don't get the toaster thing tho?

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    Originally posted by babo
    You don't mean something like Photshop, do you ?
    certainly wouldn't be the first time

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    Welcome!

    Yeah, I'm late.

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    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    I should check out this part of the forum more often, and not just when girls sign up.

    Some of this shit is pretty funny.

    I don't get the toaster thing tho?
    Banks, when they used to give a shit about having you as a customer, would give away toasters and small radios and stuff to encourage people to open accounts with them.

    Back in the 60's and 70's this was huge.

    Sorry for the obscure reference.

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