bwhahaha!!! Married man most likely to die younger...

[MissTwisties]

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/fami...36/detail.html

My husband always told me women get married to kill men...lol

[patricia929]

maybe i'm reading it wrong but i think you've got it backwards v. it says that over the 10 year period that they made the study - the married men were half as likely to die as unmarried men.

i did fine it interesting that it said that the married men were heavier, older and had higher blood pressure - that just tells me that once they got married they really let themselves go

[katana0215]

its not a bad thing. We die early to get away from you women quicker

[MissTwisties]

yeah, I thought this sentence meant that married men were more likely to die younger than single men...?

Originally posted by patricia929
the married men were half as likely to die as unmarried men.

[richw]

NO NO

It said that married men are more likely to wish to die

[SEVENSGT]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
an hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but now I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases her speed to forty-five mph.

The husband speaks again... "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,." he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again, the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and s-l-o-w-l-y increases the speed to fifty-five mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to sixty mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. Sixty-five mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards, and
the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her. . "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies, in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so just what have you got?" Just before they slam into the bridge at sixty-five mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. . "The airbag."

[MissTwisties]

Oh that is so cool...lol

[SSearchVT]

Why do married men die earlier?

They want to.


Why are divorces so expensive?

They're worth it..


What do a tornado and a Kentucky divorce have in common?

either way, someones losing a trailer..