The only way to survive...

[nilez]

tonight, is by drinking excess amounts of alcohol... because I have to put up with ..:: Rumor Nightclub ::.. that crap all night long. I fuggin hate clubs, can't stand the people that go to them, they're all either bitches or queers.

I was supposed to hang out with my friend the whole night, but nooooooo. Some of her friends are going to Club Rumor and she's going too... so I get dragged along because I haven't seen her in almost 6 months and she'll own my balls (in a bad way) if I don't hang out with her.

So anyway, against my better judgment, I will be in attendance at "Boston's hottest dance club"... drinking beer, and lots of it.

did I mention the terrible techno music that will be impossible to get out of my head for days to come??? unst unst unst unst unst dance dance dance party party party rave rave rave unst unst unst I'm gonna need to blast killswitch engage for the next week just to feel un-guido again.



There better be good looking girls there...


:rant off:

[jmh992003]

id still back out fuck that, tell her you wanted to hang with her and NOT go to a club if she doesnt like it TOO BAD FOR HER..

Plus I loathe that sensless bass you here all night long like it never ever changes the song EVER

[Pittenger5]

[nilez]

id still back out fuck that, tell her you wanted to hang with her and NOT go to a club if she doesnt like it TOO BAD FOR HER..

Plus I loathe that sensless bass you here all night long like it never ever changes the song EVER

agreed... but like I said, she'd chop my balls off and feed them to her dog if I didn't go...

[DesmoTull]

If you only see this broad every six months or so......





....why do you care what she thinks if you don't go???

[DucDave]

...tell her you have to stay home and work on that essay you've been putting off writing....

[Pittenger5]

Tell her you need to stay home and hang out with a girl that puts out.

[naked-daytrader]

tonight, is by drinking excess amounts of alcohol... because I have to put up with ..:: Rumor Nightclub ::.. that crap all night long. I fuggin hate clubs, can't stand the people that go to them, they're all either bitches or queers.

I was supposed to hang out with my friend the whole night, but nooooooo. Some of her friends are going to Club Rumor and she's going too... so I get dragged along because I haven't seen her in almost 6 months and she'll own my balls (in a bad way) if I don't hang out with her.

So anyway, against my better judgment, I will be in attendance at "Boston's hottest dance club"... drinking beer, and lots of it.

did I mention the terrible techno music that will be impossible to get out of my head for days to come??? unst unst unst unst unst dance dance dance party party party rave rave rave unst unst unst I'm gonna need to blast killswitch engage for the next week just to feel un-guido again.



There better be good looking girls there...


:rant off:

I recomend large quantities of exctasy.......

[CMG241]

That fuckin music makes me want to kill everyone.

[nilez]

If you only see this broad every six months or so......





....why do you care what she thinks if you don't go???

we used to hang out almost every day. She is still one of the best girls to ride with on the motorcycle, I barely even notice she's on the back of the bike. We just haven't seen each other as often lately. Otherwise, I would take your advice and ptfo

...tell her you have to stay home and work on that essay you've been putting off writting....

Already done. Oh, you misspelled 'writing'... I want a 300 word essay on why spelling and grammar is important on my desk by 0430, double spaced, every other word in red ink, words under 4 letters don't count, underline each word and write the number over it... : (you military guys should know the fun in that)

Tell her you need to stay home and hang out with a girl that puts out.

touche.




YouTube - My New Haircut
did I mention this is her ex-boyfriend

[BCT748]

YouTube - My New Haircut
did I mention this is her ex-boyfriend

Did he wear this cologne?
glumbert - The Douche Cologne

[nilez]

(you military guys should know the fun in that)

start there... there's plenty of 'em floating around this forum.

[DucDave]

...tell her you have to stay home and work on that essay you've been putting off writting....

Already done. Oh, you misspelled 'writing'... I want a 300 word essay on why spelling and grammar is important on my desk by 0430, double spaced, every other word in red ink, words under 4 letters don't count, underline each word and write the number over it... : (you military guys should know the fun in that)

Fak....hoisted on my own petard

(sort of)

[nilez]

haha, alright I gotta get myself all guido'd up for this thing... I'll report in tomorrow w/ an after-action debrief

[MattyC]

Looks like you are in for it tonight.

YouTube - Dance Sucker

[DesmoTull]

Godspeed....

If she's here for the weekend, take her to Paradise or TT the bear's tomorrow night.

[Nix]

Dude...bout to jack this thread due to Matty's post - check it:

YouTube - break dance

[a13x]

You sound like a whiny bitch! You are asked to hang out with this chick (whom you obviously hold in high regard) and a bunch of her friends at a hot nightclub and you are complaining?

WTF?

Last time I checked chicks go to nightclubs to:
a) dress in little clothes
b) shank their asses (many times with a male 'dance partner')
c) get fucking wasted
d) go home with said 'dance partner'

Yea.. rough night!

I've spent hundreds of nights at said 'Unce Unce' clubs during my career and let me tell ya buddy, everyone of them has it's great moments. Throw back some Red Bull & Volka's, get the room blurry, leave the shame at the door, and go get down with some LAAAADIES.

Go out there and make us proud. Hurray for club girls!

[Nix]

You sound like a whiny bitch! You are asked to hang out with this chick (whom you obviously hold in high regard) and a bunch of her friends at a hot nightclub and you are complaining?

WTF?

Last time I checked chicks go to nightclubs to:
a) dress in little clothes
b) shank their asses (many times with a male 'dance partner')
c) get fucking wasted
d) go home with said 'dance partner'

Yea.. rough night!

I've spent hundreds of nights at said 'Unce Unce' clubs during my career and let me tell ya buddy, everyone of them has it's great moments. Throw back some Red Bull & Volka's, get the room blurry, leave the shame at the door, and go get down with some LAAAADIES.

Go out there and make us proud. Hurray for club girls!

This guy's my fucking hero!!! Do what he says else turn to the pink limp wristed side!!!

[nilez]

Mission Update 2115:

I'm at my girl's apartment now... she's trying to figure out what to where... JUST PICK ALREADY!

Alright, so I just picked her shirt for her (but I secretly just closed my eyes, said 'eenie meenie miny moe' and chose one)... but it looks good.

We're about to head out to some dude's house, and then from there take a cab into beantown. The shitty part is, I think we're meeting up with more dudes... DOOOOOOODS! WTF? I don't wanna go party with dudes I don't know. I wanna look at hot chicks. This night might have potential, I'm gonna go w/ a13x's advice and see what I can make of it... but so far, I dunno, it looks iffy. Update later if I can... hopefully it'll be right after I finish with some unsuspecting sausage wallet who's too drunk to realize how ugly I am.

[Nix]

Mission Update 2115:

I'm at my girl's apartment now... she's trying to figure out what to where... JUST PICK ALREADY!

Alright, so I just picked her shirt for her (but I secretly just closed my eyes, said 'eenie meenie miny moe' and chose one)... but it looks good.

We're about to head out to some dude's house, and then from there take a cab into beantown. The shitty part is, I think we're meeting up with more dudes... DOOOOOOODS! WTF? I don't wanna go party with dudes I don't know. I wanna look at hot chicks. This night might have potential, I'm gonna go w/ a13x's advice and see what I can make of it... but so far, I dunno, it looks iffy. Update later if I can... hopefully it'll be right after I finish with some unsuspecting sausage wallet who's too drunk to realize how ugly I am.

Refer to post above. Take a bong hit...I use this term loosely as it crosses a couple different dimensions. Wait a minute - sausage wallet?? I don't want to know. I'm old. Sleep deprived. You'll have to excuse me. Stay off the pot. That's all I got for ya. Good luck. Godspeed to you, and all that.

[Pittenger5]

Make this your theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT45EhTIxqU

[Nix]

sausage wallet...got it.

I'm a bit slow...carry on man, carry on.

[hammadown]

Why is this a thread?!


Now...Go Fuck yourself! :

[a13x]

Sausage wallet!? hahahah that's incredible. Thank you for adding another Dirt McGirt word to my vocabulary. ::clapclapclap::

Mission Update 2115 sounds both good and bad. Starting off at the "Nest" is always a promising start, especially if you get to give clothing input (just think, you show your sophisicated side while secretly figuing out how you plan on ripping said clothing off). However the attachment of the dudes is never a welcome addition to any Nightlight Expedition. I tried to cull the herd of unknown males as quickly and viciously as possible. Just common sense.

Good luck young Jedi!