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> To The Woman That Crapped In My Car. (NE Portland)
> Reply to: pers-1007823954@craigslist.org
> Date: 2009-01-25, 8:53PM PST
>
> We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you.
> I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date
> that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
>
> I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing
> that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really
> felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty
> and looked forward to further conversation with you.
>
> At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and
> lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my
> car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day
> and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was
> meant to be funny, not offensive.
>
> I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions.
> The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and
> sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I
> probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time.
> That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for
> crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing
> on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better, like when you're not
> sitting on a heated leather seat.
>
> What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more
> than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in
> fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
>
> I await your call,
> Chad
>
> P.S. - If you sh*t yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché.
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Originally Posted by scorp7
