Die in a fire...

[OreoGaborio]

Die in a fire, guy who makes a giant friggin mess of the shared kitchen.

Die in a fire, guy who's been stealing food from the fridge for months and had the BALLS to write "Too Bad" on the note saying "Not for public consumption" that someone left on their soda.

Die in a fire, guy who, as far as I can tell, INTENTIONALLY pisses ALL OVER the toilet seat in the men's room.





All the same person? I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Pray we catch this guy and he gets hit by a bus.

[e30addict]

Die in a fire, guy who's been stealing food from the fridge for months and had the BALLS to write "Too Bad" on the note saying "Not for public consumption" that someone left on their soda.

Brownies and Ex-Lax. Just saying........

[Chippertheripper]

Take him to chipotle and buy him a burrito of misery.

[DucDave]

Wow....what a fuktard. Hidden camera in the fridge? You have the ability. DO IT

[The Snowman]

I worked in a paper mill in the late 80's and witnessed he same thing. One guy made a sandwich out of moist cat food, which looked like Deviled ham.

The guy that was stealing food took it, ate it, got sick, and turned the sandwich maker into HR. Since this was back in the 80's and not today, they suspended the sandwich stealer. If that happened today, they would probably promote the sandwich stealer and fire the sandwich maker.

[maxim_X]

Someone who does such things really sets themselves up for trouble. There are so many ways to fuck with food, be creative. Also, there are small, cheap spy cams available on Ebay that are disguised as other things, like car remotes. Maybe fuck up his food then get it on tape?

[Slyder]

The brownies with ex-lax is a good idea, maybe beef that up with a 50/50 of ex-lax and ipecac. Make sure the spy cams are set up though.

A previous co-worker had her lunch jacked out of the fridge once. She posted a message in the company's intranet message board and told the thief that her lunch had her medicine in it, what the medicine was, the possible side affects and to dial 911 if whomever experienced them. She then thanked them and hoped that they enjoyed it.

[Kurlon]

Before you muck with his food, are the bathrooms shared like the kitchen?

[G21forme]

Surely I'm not the only one that got this joke?

[jwm2k3]

Take him to chipotle and buy him a burrito of misery.

Q'doba, smartass...

[KB]

I love catching the assholes that piss on the toilet seat. I usually say "Hey asshole do you piss on the seat at home?"

Usually does not go over well.

KB

[Chippertheripper]

Q'doba, smartass...

No, Qdoba would fuck it up.

[JohnnyV]

Wirelessly posted (Blackberry Bold 9930)

Could be worse... Someone could have shit themselves in the lobby

[tsorfas]

The bathroom thing I believe can be fixed with a small group talk about hygiene and cleaningness habits.

The stealing food thing only by a prank. A really solid prank...

[Kenn157]

I thought you and Alex were getting along.

[OreoGaborio]

I thought you and Alex were getting along.

[nt650hawk]

I love catching the assholes that piss on the toilet seat. I usually say "Hey asshole do you piss on the seat at home?"

Usually does not go over well.

KB

U know I don't get it. WHY? in the men's room when there are urinals available do those pricks go into the stall to pee? Pet Peeve of mine

[Manik]

I'm sure laxitives in the sandwich could be done without lashback. In the event of him complaining, simply maintain that the laxitives as well as the sandwich were remedies for your own current condition.

[Manik]

If you want to simply locate him/her and get them back outside work, use good food coloring and look for the blue lips/ tongue. Let them walk around all day in shame. Ink in coffee to stain tweth works great too.

(But cofee May be stolen by more than just him)

[scubasteve]

The bathroom thing I believe can be fixed with a small group talk about hygiene and cleaningness habits.

The stealing food thing only by a prank. A really solid prank...

Much better Idea, and doesn't involve any medication...

Thinly slice up some scotch bonnets or any other super hot hot pepper, and integrate them into any food you wish.. Tuna sandwich would probably work best... Then if they "turn you in" you can just say, well, I like really spicy food, not my fault this ass hat ate my sandwich.

[snwbrdr435]

U know I don't get it. WHY? in the men's room when there are urinals available do those pricks go into the stall to pee? Pet Peeve of mine

I only do that if there are lines, tiny dick insecurities?

[carsick]

tiny dick insecurities?

I knew that lens was compensating for something...

[OreoGaborio]

Yyyyup. Another weekend, another wee warrior.

I rolled up my sleeves & wiped down the toilet seat twice already today.... just went back & wadayaknow, splattered seat & yellow mellow.

[Cerberus]

Yyyyup. Another weekend, another wee warrior.

I rolled up my sleeves & wiped down the toilet seat twice already today.... just went back & wadayaknow, splattered seat & yellow mellow.

sounds like someone needs a yellow swirlie

[lord1234]

What's worse is grown men who still can't flush the damn toilet after they take a crap. Noone wants to see what you are so proud of creating out of a food baby.