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I don't know Jack...

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    I don't know Jack...

    ...does anyone here???

    From: Mr.Tom Jack.Jr.
    Address: E3 Pelham House,
    32-34 Pelham Road, London, GW19 1SX
    United Kingdom.
    Tel: +447011147928

    “RELATIONSHIP ESTABLISHMENT & DEAL NOTIFICATION”

    I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship but I believe knowing each other starts from a step of which I believe I am not making a mistake exposing this very important business deal to you?

    Firstly, let me identify myself without any intention of equivocation, I am Mr.Tom Jack.Jr, Financial Expert worked with Banks here in United Kingdom, I will be happy if we can do business together in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit for us. I have a transaction deal in the tune of £52,954,000.00 {Fifty Two Million Nine Hundred and Fifty Four Thousand British Pounds Sterling} to be transferred to any possible safe account with your good assistance. I have every possibility & advantages for the proceeds of this fund to be paid to your account.

    I had discussed this issue privately with the Top Bank Director and he agreed to help and have instructed me to look for a foreigner who can be trusted and capable to handle this transaction so that we can secretly move this money out from UK immediately basing on Investments plans in your Country. I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this operation.

    Your assistance as a foreigner is necessary because the management of the bank will welcome any foreigner who has correct information to this account which I will give to you immediately, We will start the first transfer with Thirty Two Million {£32,000,000.00}.Upon successful transfer without any disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining balance of {£20, 954,000.00} to your account. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here due to law in United Kingdom.

    This money was secretly deposited and placed for an Investment before the late holder died and none of his families or relatives knows about this money, I came across this great fortune during an annual pre-audition. If you can be trusted and capable to handle this business with me in full confidence & trust, please send me the following information for documentation preparation and also give me your word of confidence that we will work as one team and I will get in return what belongs to me after successful transmission this operation :

    At the conclusion of this transaction, your total share will be 40% of the total transfer sum,while 60% for me and my partners who is helping in makeing this sucessful.

    If you are interested, please forward the following information as below:

    (1). Full names: .....
    (2). Private phone numbers: .....
    (3). Current residential address:.....
    (4). Occupation: ......
    (5). Age and Sex: ......

    {6}.Your Full Banking Coordinates as follows.
    Bank Name: ......
    Bank Address:......
    Account No:......
    Account Holder's Name:.....

    More Information about yourself ETC.

    I look forward hearing from you.

    Kind Regards,
    Mr.Tom Jack.Jr

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    Looks legit to me. I would go for it.

    Here, let me help you get started:

    (1). Haywood Jablome
    (2). 1-900-piss-off
    (3). 86 Sesame Street
    (4). Ventriloquist/Mime/Political advisor to the president (I don't think he listens)
    (5). 27 and sure

    {6}.Your Full Banking Coordinates as follows.
    Bank Name: Piggy Bank
    Bank Address: 2nd shelf up, 3rd item to the left
    Account No: 55378008
    Account Holder's Name: Haywood Jablome

    I like motorcycles, long walks on the beach....with a bottle of jack daniels.....

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    what are you worried about, he has a british accent. definitely trustworthy

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    Originally Posted by CBR_Knight
    in my own thread, let me post this:
    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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    cue richie with the "hes totally trustworthy" pedobear poster

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    ...does anyone here???
    yeah, I'll vouch for him, good guy

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Well I guess the people in Nigeria aren't exactly the most educated in the world. Good to see they still use this lame crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyder27
    Well I guess the people in Nigeria aren't exactly the most educated in the world. Good to see they still use this lame crap.
    Another place in the world that should be a parking lot. When you actually consider it a career to steal other peoples information, you just epic fail.

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    Hey if you dont wanna help you out, than give me his contact info. I'll gladly give him everything he wants to know. That's a lot of money, and i could buy anything i wanted with it. Sign me up

    Tell the guy you'll comply but you want to know he's trustworthy, have him get a picture of a dick on his cheak or something. I've read and seen things were people fuck with those guys really bad and it's great.

    Quote Originally Posted by slyder27
    Well I guess the people in Nigeria aren't exactly the most educated in the world. Good to see they still use this lame crap.
    only because their law doesnt have provisions for dealing with this shit. It's pretty much unpunished.

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
    Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
    Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
    Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stegosaurous View Post
    I've read and seen things were people fuck with those guys really bad and it's great.
    link?

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    "Chatbox...It's like Vegas, for your fingers."

    Originally Posted by CBR_Knight
    in my own thread, let me post this:
    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    link?
    I'll have to dig it up. My brother was talking about this the last time i heard about it.

    419 hell

    Thats the easiest one i can find as of now

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    so while searching for fucking with craigslist assholes i came across this...

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/

    hahaha now that is funny

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    "Chatbox...It's like Vegas, for your fingers."

    Originally Posted by CBR_Knight
    in my own thread, let me post this:
    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stegosaurous View Post
    I'll have to dig it up. My brother was talking about this the last time i heard about it.

    419 hell

    Thats the easiest one i can find as of now
    Also

    http://419eater.com/

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    so while searching for fucking with craigslist assholes i came across this...

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/

    hahaha now that is funny
    I have had a link to this guy for months now. He amuses me.

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    That is Great!

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    Re: I don't know Jack...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Tom Jack, Jr
    I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this operation.
    Sounds pretty trustworthy. You have a guarantee in writing and the transaction is hitch-free!

    You should not entertain any fears at all, Dave, just like the letter says.

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