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    Getting laid while staying at your family's house over the holiday?

    We stayed at my Mom's house, and slept in my sister (who hasn't lived there for a few years now, she's 19) bed. I tried talking the wife into a bit o' nookie, and got nowhere.

    Yes, I realize that there is something incestuous and disturbing about doing it in your sister's bed, with your Mom in the next room, but isn't that part of the fun??? I mean come on, family makes us all miserable during the holidays, why not revel in a bit of revenge by staining the sheets that Mom will have to wash later? Its only fair play for her telling all those stories about when you were circumcised, or when she had to bring you a clean pair of underwear when you were in 5th grade and you were SO embarrased.......

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    There is something very, very wrong with me.

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    Nope....nothing wrong with you.

    There is something very erotic about finding someplace that 'should' be off limits...and testing the waters!!

    Apparently, you need to work on that sweet talking the wife skills.

    And no, I did not stay at familys house and I did not get any either

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    Nothing wrong with you at all! My wife & I have had some GREAT times in the house I grew up in, with the rest of the family SOMEWHERE ELSE in the house...


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    it wasn't during the hollidays, but i remember one time i got one of my exGFs to give me a BJ in every room of the house while my mom was home

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    nah..it's all good..

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    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Nothing wrong with you at all! My wife & I have had some GREAT times in the house I grew up in, with the rest of the family SOMEWHERE ELSE in the house...

    Note to self: Use the cheap sheets when the Stonners stay over.



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    and put a plastic sheet under them

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    Used to do it all the time! It is a good kind of Riske'


    It's always good to be adventurous. Years ago myself and my g/f got caught outside in the woods. It started out as an innocent walk in the woods hiking and things got hotttttt.. I accually didn't mind being seen, she turned a little red stopped until the people passed by far enough and continued to business!

    Oh yeah top this I did it at an NESR Event! We did it behind our cabin at Camp Meade a few years ago with some Beeatch I was dating, that was hott too, everyone was still out by the Fire and the other person we were sharing the cabin with was inside sleeping!

    A number of times when I was younger I was always risking life by doing it within close quarters of the G/F's parents. I am lucky to have never have been caught.. a few close calls though, once we were wrapped in a blanket naked and her dad came out got a drink said good night to us and never knew.. "Fhew.."

    Ah yes, good times good times...

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    Originally posted by Degsy
    Note to self: Use the cheap sheets when the Stonners stay over.



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    Nothing wrong with it. The only problem I have ever had besides the need to be extra quiet was looking over and seeing my little nephews toys and underoos on the floor of his room while we were occupied.

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    Originally posted by SSearchVT
    Nothing wrong with it. The only problem I have ever had besides the need to be extra quiet was looking over and seeing my little nephews toys and underoos on the floor of his room while we were occupied.
    You know whats more difficult, when a Dog is staring at you while doing the dead... I cant even count how many times I had to stop so I could throw my ex's dog out of the room and shut the door. It's almost as bad as imagining getting caught by your grandmother.

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    Originally posted by Half Squid
    You know whats more difficult, when a Dog is staring at you while doing the dead... .
    Dude, if dead people are your thing, thats nice and all, but.......


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    Originally posted by highsider
    Dude, if dead people are your thing, thats nice and all, but.......

    Finnally getting your revenge I see.. Is that the best you can do?

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    reminds me of 2am meatings too

    Or when my parents used to make me leave the door to my room open... Talk about asking for trouble! Never got caught though

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    Originally posted by Degsy
    Note to self: Use the cheap sheets when the Stonners stay over.



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    No worries, bro. We get to tanked to fuck when we're with you...

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    Originally posted by Half Squid
    Finnally getting your revenge I see.. Is that the best you can do?
    Revenge? No I was just picking on your grammar. If I wanted revenge, I'd show you the picture of that car when I got it.

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