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For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

  1. 02-18-04, 10:45 AM #1
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    For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    I found this at this gym this morning!!!

    Roses are straight
    Violets are twisted
    Bend over, love
    You're about to get fisted

    Roses are stupid
    Violets are silly
    Grease up your flaps
    Cause here comes my willy

    Roses are crap
    Violets are shit
    Sit on my face
    and wiggles a bit

    Roses are red
    Violets are finer
    Chickens are fowl
    Just like your vagina

    Roses are red
    It elementary
    Let's call up a friend
    And try double entry

    Roses are empty
    Violets are hollow
    Get it in your mouth, babe
    And make sure you swallow

    Roses make me laugh
    Violets make me titter
    You're a dirty bitch
    And you love it up the shitter

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  2. 02-18-04, 11:07 AM #2
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  3. 02-18-04, 02:08 PM #3
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    For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    ha ha, good stuff

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  4. 02-18-04, 05:02 PM #4
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  5. 02-18-04, 05:08 PM #5
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    Re: For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    Originally posted by skiierx
    Roses are red
    Violets are finer
    Just like your vagina
    hey, does finer actually ryme with vagina? Some have been looking for a word that does for long long time

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  6. 02-18-04, 05:10 PM #6
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    Re: Re: For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    Originally posted by R7
    hey, does finer actually ryme with vagina?
    Only if you're from maine...

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  7. 02-18-04, 05:19 PM #7
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    Re: Re: For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    Originally posted by R7
    hey, does finer actually ryme with vagina? Some have been looking for a word that does for long long time
    OMG! It's the word! Its been found.....So now what do we do

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  8. 02-18-04, 07:22 PM #8
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    Thanks Jamie...didn't think anything was going to cheer me up today...............

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  9. 02-18-04, 10:01 PM #9
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    Re: Re: Re: For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    Originally posted by PinHead
    OMG! It's the word! Its been found.....So now what do we do
    Nah. It's right here, in the Halmark book on 'How to Write Clever Verse'. It specifically says that 'finer' and 'vagina' DO NOT rhyme...


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  10. 02-19-04, 11:18 AM #10
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    For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    Originally posted by trackdog
    Thanks Jamie...didn't think anything was going to cheer me up today...............
    Always looking to help a brother out!!!!

    Jamie

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  11. 02-21-04, 04:24 PM #11
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    Re: Re: Re: For all to enjoy!!! Well most of you anyway

    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    Only if you're from maine...
    or New Hampsha

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    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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