Hey Stoneman

[WildBill]

Hey did you get that thing that fits in the thing that makes your heater thing work or was it the other thinga-ma-jig

[Stoneman]

Those stupid mutha fukkah's went to my parents' house instead! They live 65 fuckin' miles from me! And they have an oil furnace! Those fuckin' stupid idiots. They even confirmed my address when I put the damn call in. And wouldn'tchya know it? I fuckin' call 'em at 4:55, and the service manager already has his fuckin' voice mail on. Yeah, you could say I've fuckin' had it with these idiots...

[need4speed]

Hey Jay,

Tell us how ya really feel.

[beet]

but i had the old cap on fuckin tight & i left the $ on the new tank left a note they went 2 put it in the old place i seen there tracks ass holes

[Stoneman]

Stupid fucks FINALLY show up at 8:00 tonight. First thing I say (before I even let him step foot in my house) is, "...I called this in Friday. I'm not getting porked for some 'emergency call' for this..."

The problem wasn't the ignitor, it's the control module. Great! Yet another part they don't know how long it'll take to get. This fuckin' happened to me last year too (different part). After waiting for two damn days for those fucks, *I* made TWO phone calls and found the part. Imagine that. Joe Schmoe off the street can get one, they can't...

Dipshit told me I may wanna try those same connections, 'cuz he's got a feeling they're gonna have a hard time getting THIS part. Just fuckin' great...

And this is wunna the largest propane dealers in the area...