Laughter of my day

[Wishbone]

So I have a brandy new Acura MDX on loan until my TL gets it's new transmission installed. I'm coming home driving threw Worcester. I get stuck behind a school bus and as I'm waiting this girl comes up to my window, early 20's and pretty cute, and asks for a ride. I tell her no problem hope in, since she's only going up a few streets and I'm headed that way any how. She's going on about how nice the car is to my response of just yeah it's ok. So as we are pulling up to her place she says hey you want my number to call me some time? I tell her no thanks I have a girl, but appreciate the offer. She got out with a pretty confused look and I drove off laughing my ass off.

So it made me laugh the best I have all day, my chick not so much

[gixxersixxer]

Seriously what kind of girl just gets into the car of someone she doesn't know. Oyyy dumb people! Thankfully you aren't a murdering rapist but she didn't know that!

[Jim]

thanks for passing along her # you asshole

[Mondo]

sure this wasnt kawibabe?

[Degsy]

Thankfully you aren't a murdering rapist

Might be......and he knows where she lives now. ;-)

[gixxersixxer]

stupid broad

[csmutty]

stupid broad

Are you calling her fat?

[Jim]

did you guess her muff at least?

[Mondo]

did you smell her muff at least?

fixed

[Jim]

fixed

not in worcester dude

[OreoGaborio]

Worcester you say? What street?

*breaks out note pad*

[Pittenger5]

did you guess her muff at least?

New Chicks?

[b0xmonkey]

Dude why would you ever tell your girlfriend that story??

[OreoGaborio]

Gotta keep dem wiminz on they toez!!!

[Wishbone]

Seriously what kind of girl just gets into the car of someone she doesn't know. Oyyy dumb people! Thankfully you aren't a murdering rapist but she didn't know that!

Anyone who has met me could tell you I don't look anything like that type.

thanks for passing along her # you asshole

:palmface: damn what was I thinking

Might be......and he knows where she lives now. ;-)

shuuuuut uuuup

did you guess her muff at least?

I guessed shaved with a side of herpes. She had some shit on her lip that had shit on it's lip.

fixed

see above.

not in worcester dude

WTF man? it's not that bad

[Wishbone]

Worcester you say? What street?

*breaks out note pad*

PM sent

Dude why would you ever tell your girlfriend that story??

Well the truth is I'm not that smart.

[butcher bergs]

John, is your GF's vagina made of angel's breath and sheepskin or something?

I can't think of ANY reason why one would turn down a girl's phone number.

[gixxersixxer]

Eh no one really looks like a psycho. I know I personally would never have done that unless I had at least met you once before

[butcher bergs]

Eh no one really looks like a psycho. I know I personally would never have done that unless I had at least met you once before

So, uhh, you need a ride somewhere?

[gixxersixxer]

So, uhh, you need a ride somewhere?

Sure I've met you

[Danz19899]

sure this wasnt kawibabe?

LMFAO

[Rambunctous]

Was this episode near the People In Peril shelter? Main South? Did she ask you if your a cop?

[brendanp]

Eh no one really looks like a psycho. I know I personally would never have done that unless I had at least met you once before

LOL, only once? shame on you!

LOL Rambunctous

[DucDave]

I have an MDX. I like it. And a TL. I like it too.

[Jim]

I have an MDX. I like it. And a TL. I like it too.

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