WHY AM I MARRIED?

[Kham]

- unknown


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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[Kham]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

[Kham]

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

[MissTwisties]

[Kham]

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

[Kham]

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

[Kham]

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"

next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine!"

[Kham]

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

[Kham]

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

second guy remarks, "YOu're lucky. Mine's still alive."

[Royb]

Why do most husbands die before their wives do?................
















Because they want to!

[Jaynnus]

[MissTwisties]

Man God LOVED those!!

[richw]

Al Bundy set me free

[slaps76]

Why does a divorce cost so much?

It's worth it.

[trackdog]

I'm getting married in May

[trackdog]

And ...........May that day never come!..........

[gmdboston]

Originally posted by trackdog
I'm getting married in May

Run Forest!!!! Run!!!!!

[trackdog]