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So I'm on my way to lunch and I am headed into Bedford, MA.
Traffic is at a standstill and it is just started to move when this gigantic pickup truck cuts in front of me from the gas station on my right in order to turn left. He stops in front of me because there is traffic coming from the other direction. Behind me there is a line of cars stretching out of sight
Add to this that he is obviously compensating for something because I can just see the baseball cap (on backwards) and his eyes about the bottom of the driver window.
Since we have time and his driver window is open, I roll mine down and started by asking him, politely, if he got his license from a crackerjack box.
He responded by saying, "Fuck you!"
I then asked him if he had a tiny dick proportional to his tiny body and if so, was that why he bought a gigantic pickup truck? You know to make up for it...
I don't think he completely understood what I said but he must have gotten the gist of it because, once again, he responded with "Fuck you!"
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I was thinking that he wanted to say more to me but just then a cop coming from the other direction stopped and let the pickup truck out in front of him. As soon as the truck got in front, he hit his lights and pulled the mass-hole over.
I am pretty sure that cop got a wave from every car behind me... I know he sure cheered me up for the week.
Last edited by gadget; 06-07-13 at 01:00 PM.
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In China, you see this happening in both directions of a 2 lane road that handles 2-300 cars an hour regularly. Clusterf@ck is an understatement.
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Last edited by Garandman; 06-07-13 at 01:44 PM.
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Last edited by Garandman; 06-07-13 at 02:21 PM.
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