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    Suspected car burglar gets a dirty dumping

    Sep 2, 3:16 PM (ET)

    TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - A 22-year-old suspected truck burglar made a dirty mistake after he tried to hide inside a portable toilet on Saturday. Tampa police said the man broke into two pickup trucks at a parking lot and the owner of the second truck fought the suspect and chased him to a nearby construction site.

    The suspect tried to hide in the Port-O-Let, but the victim found him and turned it over, covering him in huge amounts of human waste.

    The man was been charged with auto burglary and possession of burglary tools.

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    That's awesomely funny!

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    Stinks for him!

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    fuckin dumbass! i guess sometimes revenge is sweeter, (and/or NASTIER) than justice!

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    Damn.....that's shitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    Damn.....that's shitty
    GROAAAANNNN....hahahaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    Damn.....that's shitty
    I bet he was...... pissed

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    and pretty blue...


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    That's classic! I'm sure his father is proud.

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    Gotta wonder what the reaction from the other inmates in the detaining cell was???

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    Would have hated to be the cop that cuffed him

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    ugh that blue shit....ugh the smell

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    "Chatbox...It's like Vegas, for your fingers."

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    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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    Talk about being down in the dumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bergs View Post
    Talk about being down in the dumps.


    best lame joke of the thread

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    Let's see who can ID this Porta-Potty-related quote:

    "Oooh.......it's everywhere....it's in my raccoon wounds!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RupturedDust View Post
    Let's see who can ID this Porta-Potty-related quote:

    "Oooh.......it's everywhere....it's in my raccoon wounds!"
    dude obviously family guy when theyre in the witness protection program and the famoly has to move south where peter repeatedly get attacked by raccons in almost every scene and then has the outhouse knocked over while he is using it by a large bird

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    "Chatbox...It's like Vegas, for your fingers."

    Originally Posted by CBR_Knight
    in my own thread, let me post this:
    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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    Stop shitting on the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    dude obviously family guy when theyre in the witness protection program and the famoly has to move south where peter repeatedly get attacked by raccons in almost every scene and then has the outhouse knocked over while he is using it by a large bird
    The best is when he's about to fool around with Lois and the raccoon jumps out of her shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by RupturedDust View Post
    The best is when he's about to fool around with Lois and the raccoon jumps out of her shirt
    "theres a quarter underneath the stove"


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    "Chatbox...It's like Vegas, for your fingers."

    Originally Posted by CBR_Knight
    in my own thread, let me post this:
    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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    I like the recent story of four would be car jackers running from the police, and trying to jack a Ford Ranger. Problem is, not one of the four knew how to drive a standard. FAIL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    I like the recent story of four would be car jackers running from the police, and trying to jack a Ford Ranger. Problem is, not one of the four knew how to drive a standard. FAIL!
    lol even if you dont know how you should be able to drive it if you dont care, rev it to the moon and dump the clutch

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    "Chatbox...It's like Vegas, for your fingers."

    Originally Posted by CBR_Knight
    in my own thread, let me post this:
    first of all, nothing about sex or play with a female seems interesting or arousing to me....


    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next!"

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