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Speaking of Cooter...

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    Speaking of Cooter...

    I didn't want to hijack the Bitch's thread, but that reminded me of something funny from when I was stationed in VA.

    We had a female sergeant, who was fairly good looking, but got around quite a bit. Her name was Sgt Cooter. Fucking serious! I kid you not. She ended up getting pregnent and had a baby girl. Can you guess what she named her daughter?

    Heaven Lee (or Leigh, spelling doesn't matter) Cooter.

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Bahahaha

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    That poor girl. Giving your kid a name like that is without a doubt, child abuse.

    I'm pretty sure even the hot-sauce kid feels for her.

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    Amanda has a cousin who named their son:
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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
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    Amanda has a cousin who named their son:
    Michael Hunt
    Well what's wrong with that? Michael Hunt is a perfectly fine name. "Michael Hunt" really rolls off the tongue. "Hi there I'm Mike, Mike Hu-" oh I see what you did there

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    growing up i knew a kid named Justin Case

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by eboos View Post
    I didn't want to hijack the Bitch's thread, but that reminded me of something funny from when I was stationed in VA.

    We had a female sergeant, who was fairly good looking, but got around quite a bit. Her name was Sgt Cooter. Fucking serious! I kid you not. She ended up getting pregnent and had a baby girl. Can you guess what she named her daughter?

    Heaven Lee (or Leigh, spelling doesn't matter) Cooter.
    Pics of said Cooter?

    Not the daughter, you perverts.

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    If I ever have a kid, and it's a boy, I'm gonna name him Richard.

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post

    Amanda has a cousin who named their son:
    Michael Hunt
    "Is Mike Hunt here? Anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by khuygie88 View Post
    Pics of said Cooter?
    Sorry, no. I wasn't into her at all.

    lol, that wasn't ment to be a play on words.

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    If I ever have a kid, and it's a boy, I'm gonna name him Richard.
    Bahaha its funny because I believe is true.

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    If I ever have a kid, and it's a boy, I'm gonna name him Richard.
    I work with Dick Beaton.

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Had an English teacher in HS, Mrs. Hawk. One day a fellow class mate asked if she had a son Michael. She replied "Yes, do you know him?"

    2 guys that were in my squadron: Dave Ascough and Ivory Lee Bluitt

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    Re: Speaking of Cooter...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    If I ever have a kid, and it's a boy, I'm gonna name him Richard.
    Haha, I get it. Dick Kurtz!

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