The Texting Legend: stevecbr900rr

[Jim]

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died.

A cop tells a hooker she cant be selling sex. She says I'm not, I'm selling condoms with free pussy samples!

3 nuns are in a convent. A naked ghost appears. He flashes his penis and says "Hocus Pocus!" Nuns say "fuck hocus! just Pocus!"

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts mother fucker this aint no ordinary blow job!

Summers eve has a new douche made of marijuana, deodorant & Kentucky fried chicken. It leaves women high, dry, and finger lickin' good.

I want to go down on you and make you extremely happy. Then i want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good and hard.
Yours truly, GAS PRICES!!!

Today's chinese buffet menu: Chu sum twat, Suk mi cok, Lik aum clit, Tung sum ho, Gulp sum cum & Cho

Hill billie couple walk out of divorce court, the wife cries her heart out. Husband says, 4 fucken safes stop crying ur sti;l my sister.

A banana & a vibrator were sittin on a table. the bana said 2 the vibrator I dont know what tha fuck you shakin 4, da bitch is gonna eat me

10th annual cock sucking contest is Friday. We are asking that you not participate so someone else can win this year. Thanks champ.

[Cheese]

Those are the Top 10 reasons I'm over my message limit this month.

[Jim]

Bill, you got any to add to the list? this is all i could find

[OreoGaborio]

Lemme see if i remember it right.....

"Jesus fucking Christ! He's worse than my girlfriend!"

-Nick after the 5th text message from Steve yesterday afternoon.

[brendanp]

Let me tell you... I have spent plenty of time with said Steve! He is the "TEXT KING"!
I get at least 12 a day!!! LOL

[ff36buell]

haha, but steve is VERY entertaining... forwards are your friend

[naked-daytrader]

Between Steve, Theirry and Denno texting me love poems; my MotoQ rocks all day long

[Kham]

Today's chinese buffet menu: Chu sum twat, Suk mi cok, Lik aum clit, Tung sum ho, Gulp sum cum & Cho

todays menu special for Chuck.

[GixerJockey]

Count me in. Feel free to include me in the texting "ring" and bomb me with this shit... 860-301-5245

[reiobard]

Between Steve, Theirry and Denno texting me love poems; my MotoQ rocks all day long

turn off the vibration and get that thing out of your pants...

[naked-daytrader]

turn off the vibration and get that thing out of your pants...

Ohhhhh, you mean it belongs in your pocket....

[brendanp]

Yes, some of those animations are quite entertaining and comical!! LOL

[Jim]

obviously not putting the pictures or animated texts on here

[Kham]

yea like the talking what? didn't know women's thing can talk.

Jim, you had to expose our adult entertainment source. you bastard.

[The Snowman]

What? Steve doesn't text in haiku?

[Nate Dawg]

His obsession has become a topic of discussion on many a drunkin nights.
My nickname for his


Thumbs McGeee!!!

[Mondo]

hahah he sends some good stuff... i sent him this one today

why is it hard for girls to pee in the morning?

Ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese?

[stevecbr900rr]

( enters the stage and takes a bow......the crowd goes wild )

1st off, i would like to thank all the little people who have helped me get to the top of my game. I've stepped on you once and i will do it again. My thumbs have paid dearly the past few years, but i will press on for the love of entertaining the masses. My love for the game has taken me to new levels in fact i'm texting as i type this now. I will continue to try and find new way's to both entertain you and to make sure your updated with all the best material out there. I do this for all those who love texting and who love receiving them. I will continue to do so for as long as my thumbs are a part of my hands. I will not let the masses down. ( sips an ice cold brew)...Now where's my Trophy Bitches!!!!.

[Nate Dawg]

Unlimited Texting was made for this guy!

[stevecbr900rr]

...Bite me...Hard!

[The Snowman]

...Bite me...Hard!

Did you text that too?

[newgixxerchic]

hey how come I only got one of those???

[stevecbr900rr]

You never wrote back i thought you were offended...

[Jim]

Now where's my Trophy Bitches!!!!.

[stevecbr900rr]

Did you text that too?

What do you think...