Any Tiger jokes?

[Rambunctous]

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[OreoGaborio]

Sometimes he drives it down the fairway... sometimes he drives it in the trees... or the hydrants... whatever.

[Degsy]

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Cops told his wife she can't be hitting him with a 5 iron..........she needs to use a driver!!

[Jim]

i just hope the women are part of the Tiger Woods 2010 game

[Pittenger5]

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a car?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards

[Not Sure]

Thought of this today:

His new watch sponsor = "Tag Her"

[KawiSmurf]

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"Tiger? More like a cheetah!"

[theothersean]

when his wife was asked how many times did you swing at him , she said " just put be down for a 5"

[Trouble]

As it turns out Tiger's wife is the only one who can beat him with a golf club.

[OreoGaborio]

when his wife was asked how many times did you swing at him , she said " just put me down for a 5"

Okay, THAT is funny

[seth399]

when his wife was asked how many times did you swing at him , she said " just put be down for a 5"

ahaaaaaa

[Jim]

Tiger Hunting

[butcher bergs]

My sister texted me with:

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?














































Santa stops at three ho's.

[Eddie]

aka the Ladies Man

[dhuze]

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three ho's.


Nope still not funny

[Charlief]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the
questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little
Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta
here. I'm smart
and will
answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go
home."

Johnny
is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your
country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,
"John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also
leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer
to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says,
"I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher
turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
NOW?"

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I'm worried about his health. The news said 9 women have come forward saying they slept with him. In his prime he could play 18 holes no problem.

[SSearchVT]

Tiger just announced his new sponsors - Trojan and Viagra.

[bostongixxer]

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three ho's.


Nope still not funny

Yeah...Jay Leno tried that one a few nights ago.

[OreoGaborio]

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I'm worried about his health. The news said 9 women have come forward saying they slept with him. In his prime he could play 18 holes no problem.

But 9 women make for a round of 36 if you ask me.

[seth399]

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But 9 women make for a round of 36 if you ask me.

vag/butt/mouth/ ear? nose?

[obsolete]

Hmmmmm... Pete's kinky.

[BMFR6]

Hmmmmm... Pete's kinky.

or he needs a calculator for christmas

[obsolete]

or he needs a calculator for christmas

Or a compass and a map.

[seth399]

Or a compass and a map.

or a fresh pair of shorts