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Allow Me To Explain

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by ssg View Post
    Maybe you should just post it in this thread to make it easier?
    I thought about it...

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by seth399 View Post
    Hey it's Thursday night 10pm. I'm outside your garage. Will u open the fuckin door so I can put boots on somewhere warm? What kinda shit is this!!
    Oh shit! Was that you? And, uhhh...did you HAVE TO do that to Big Shirl's car?

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    Can cornerwork for I don't have a mini or such at this time but if you ever need help with this kind shinanigans just yell. I'd be happy to help, especially when a job gets rescheduled and I'm fuckin bored all week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seth399 View Post
    Hey it's Thursday night 10pm. I'm outside your garage. Will u open the fuckin door so I can put boots on somewhere warm? What kinda shit is this!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Oh shit! Was that you? And, uhhh...did you HAVE TO do that to Big Shirl's car?
    Okay, asshole. I just got back from bringing Tovah to school. Are you responsible for that smear on the side of my truck too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Okay, asshole. I just got back from bringing Tovah to school. Are you responsible for that smear on the side of my truck too?
    I had tacobell...apologies

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    Quote Originally Posted by seth399 View Post
    I had tacobell...apologies
    I was talking about the mushroom stamps! I guess I didn't see THOSE smears...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    I was talking about the mushroom stamps! I guess I didn't see THOSE smears...
    O THOSE...those are a sign of affection

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    Quote Originally Posted by seth399 View Post
    O THOSE...those are a sign of affection
    Just came in from the garage. The bikes too??? Dude, you're a dynamo!

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    Stoneman, even though I have no interest in riding at your place, I completely understand where you are coming from. I used to live on a private lake, and have experienced the same problem. Once I had invited some friends and had established a track, strangers started showing up at all hours, parking wherever they could. The noise and nuisance got out of control quickly, and before long, the club held a special meeting to ban motorcycles and quads from the ice. I attended the meeting and attempted to fight the proposal by limiting hours of operation, or even (gasp!) speed, but when one of the members threatened to break my knees with a baseball bat if I rode my motorcycle by him, I knew that it was not going to end well. The bylaw proposal passed easily, and I moved a year or so later.
    The funny thing was that sleds were still ok.
    I hate hoa's!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregp View Post
    but when one of the members threatened to break my knees with a baseball bat if I rode my motorcycle by him, I knew that it was not going to end well. The bylaw proposal passed easily, and I moved a year or so later.
    The funny thing was that sleds were still ok.
    I hate hoa's!

    when i read this it made my blood pressure spike. i would have shoved that bat up his ass!

    sleds seem to be able to do anything and go anywhere they please in this state.

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    Seth has an infection and smeared it on Stoneman's truck?

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